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Did all the rave coded employees at all your favorite places get raptured or is it Electric Forest? Lansing Facts investigates

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The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command. George Orwell, 1984.

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Each evening the labyrinth resets. On weekends, the labyrinth may or may not be on a different random pattern. You will find updates on the labyrinth nowhere. You are in hell.

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LANSING TRAFFIC ALERT: You are now in the Minotaur's construction labyrinth. Expect delays and despair.

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men only want one thing and it's absolutely sick as hell

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Lansing Facts has people talking

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ope gotta get to arctic corner soon

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we saw Prominent Scrotum at Mac’s bar in ‘97, they opened for Millencolin

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might risk it all tomorrow might try to go Horrocks on a Friday (the 13th, nonetheless)

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when you get turned around and end up in the RPG district

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my tour of the new Frandor Nature Preserve is going mildly viral on TikTok, so maybe you’ll enjoy it here too

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what if we kissed at the Mount Frandor Scenic Overlook?

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subscribe to Who Killed Ratchet?, a 517-part podcast investigation into the disappearance of Lansing’s beloved mascot

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we were surprised to find a photo of the Horrocks parking lot at the Henry Ford museum

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fact check: TRUE

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we used to be a proper country

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Thanks for the prizes, @msusurplus.bsky.social!

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excuse me, Horrocks, I didn’t know y’all were freaky like that

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Made a sticker for our most iconic Lansing bridge 👾 I've known that I wanted to make a Big Penny sticker for a while. Dear Ollie (an awesome downtown stationary store) reached out and gave me the chance to! I'm not selling these personally, but if you want one head to their shop. It's a good one!

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guess what Lanstronauts 🎶 it's Bad Air Quality time 🎶 @lansingmifacts.com

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This is surely relevant to somebody's interests. I'm not sure whose, but somebody's. @lansingmifacts.com

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girl are you big penny cause I feel like I'm 12' tall and have a concussion

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we got that Dan Flashes drip with the big penny jerseys

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"You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. I'll get you a toe by this afternoon"

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walking past a guy wearing the DETROIT VS EVERYBODY shirt at the lugnuts game made buying this shirt 100 percent worth it

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We're back at Eastern Stadium this Friday for a local matchup with Red Cedar FC on @lansingmifacts.com Night! Join us as we celebrate Lansing! Tickets are just $5 online or $7 at the gate. In addition to our usual concessions menu we'll have Capital City Sweets and Outlaw Snack Society!

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gonna start an acoustic Yes tribute band called Ope

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It's soccorb time in Lansing Michigan USA

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gonna get so high and try to deep fry a bike

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Next Friday June 6 we are celebrating everything that makes Lansing, Lansing. Join us for a matchup of local teams, fun games and activities for kids, giveaways from MSU Surplus, and probably some other stuff we haven’t thought of yet. Kickoff at 7 pm at Eastern Stadium!

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thank u road elves

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listen we're not quitting bluesky any time soon the world needs hyper local jokes about parking lots that stress us out

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No.

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Happy Memorial Day, Lansing

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went to East Lansing yesterday and we made sure to pay our respects to Oklahoma Peavine 🐎

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Master and Frandor: The Other Side of the Parking Lot

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May - 2025 parking lots are now battlefields

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FINAL TOTALS! thanks to all of you beautiful Lanstronauts that came out for our 517 Day event, we were able to raise over $3,000 for Refugee Development Center!

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I no longer need nor want it

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when we’re only 30 minutes into our Midwest goodbye but the host just wants to go to bed

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gotta get on the Lansing vs. Nobody shirt

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