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Encyclopædia Britannica will continue to use ‘Gulf of Mexico’ for a few reasons: -We serve an international audience, a majority of which is outside the U.S. -The Gulf of Mexico is an international body of water, and the U.S.’s authority to rename it is ambiguous. 🧵⬇️

[IKEA-themed restaurant] Maître-d: is your table ready yet?

I can’t believe the Supreme Court said the president was above the law and now the president is acting like he’s above the law.

Whenever you hear someone sneer about scientific research that seems useless to them — “they’re studying the spit of lizards?!” — remind them that’s exactly how we got Ozempic. globalnews.ca/news/9793403...

The reason Trump could kill someone on Fifth Avenue and get away with it is because the press would cover it like “Trump kills a man. Critics call it a crime.” which creates a permission structure for everyone to keep believing what they already believe

There are a thousand horror stories like this happening, and most of us are only going to hear about a small portion of them.

Oh to be a little lettuce being periodically misted at the grocery store

nice jam you’ve got there, be a real shame if someone pumped it up

There was a family at Costco that bought a roasted chicken and ate it at the canteen. I didn't know you could do that. The world is full of beauty.

NOW. hundreds have gathered in union square for the rise up for trans youth rally here in NYC! shooting videos and stills

CORPORATE DEI WEBINAR: If you meet someone from East Asia, you should avoid asking "So which kind are you?" JACUZZI DEALERSHIP OWNER: Well, that's it. Time to start the Fourth Reich.

Democrats are waiting until they can get back in power and then pass a law saying "you must obey the law"

Costco kept their diversity programs and stood up to Trump while Target did the obvious. Go fash, lose cash.

Also consider we already know the names of nearly a dozen DOGE employees who are inside our federal agencies, which means so do the spy agencies of every US enemy, who will try to compromise them if they don’t already have an insider. 

A gay guy, a Black man, and a woman walk into a flight deck— that’s not the beginning of a joke, but just a regular day at work! There was so much DEI on this plane that we could hardly get in the air. Luckily my limp wrists were able to wrestle the heavy jet back to the ground 💅🏼

Retaliatory tariffs are all right and good but if Canada, Mexico and the EU want to get this over with sanctioning the hell out of Trump’s oligarchs seems like a force multiplier.

We did not have a FAA administrator to respond to the tragic crash last night in DC. Why? Because Elon Musk pushed the head appointed under Biden to resign after he fined SpaceX for failing to follow safety license requirements. www.theverge.com/news/603113/...

Heroes

I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country

If you’re a Democrat and you’re still aiming your fucking fire at Joe Biden kindly fuck all the way off. The Day One Dictator said he is building a detention camp for 30,000 people. Focus on that shit or fuck off.

if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools

Today’s show was my last at CNN. My closing message: It’s never a good time to bow down to a tyrant… don’t give in to the lies. Don’t give in to fear. Hold on to the truth… and hope.

Apple Intelligence’s commitment to writing incomprehensible summaries is unparalleled

As a free thinker alpha male one of my highest values is unquestioning obedience to authority. Boss knows best, that's why he's the boss

If it makes you feel any better, remember soon earth will crush them and eat their bones ♥️

doing the work, but also hoping they just die

Can we please stop saying "1, 2, 3, 4, i declare a thumb war"? my buddy died in a thumb war..

Finally a world leader saying this outloud. About fucking time.

All these women who turned in January 6 terrorists are in danger tonight

Suspect Dems will try to frame every criticism of Trump as "This won't lower prices!" That's because, for Dems, the most comfortable explanation for the election is that voters were just mad about prices, and wanting low prices is a uncontroversial, easy message that requires no self-reflection.

Tomorrow we celebrate Black Americans: MLK Malcolm X Travon Martin Breonna Taylor Eric Garner Tamir Rice Kendrick Johnson George Floyd Emmett Till Korryn Gaines Laquan McDonald Freddy Gray Michael Brown Ahmaud Arbery Booker T Washington W. E. B. Du Bois Ta’Kiya Young Thurgood Marshall Not Trump

Social media is functionally a form of mind control, but it doesn't control your thinking by brainwashing you or showing you coded messages or anything so superficially sinister. It controls your thinking by convincing you that everyone else believes something, which makes you think it's true.

the premise of Good Will Hunting is so funny. "What if there was a boy who was a once in a lifetime genius, handsome, everybody likes him, but tragically he is from South Boston a handicap that threatens to ruin his entire life"

Imagine if diamonds really were your best friend, how sad. Imagine if it really was raining men, how terrible. I think songs are just awful

The fact that it’s guys like Zuck and Musk talking about the need to restore masculine energy while guys like Zelensky and Jose Andres keep throwing themselves into danger just to help the less fortunate without whining about a thing, conveys the exact value of the masculine energy discourse

it's soup you can suck on www.generalmills.com/news/press-r...

Marilyn Manson: Congratulations, you’re the new drummer in my band. You’ll need to pick a stage name that combines an iconic female celebrity and a notorious killer Me: I’ll be called Betty Boop Drunk Driving Marilyn Manson: You’re fired

We're making all your websites shitty and evil. What are you gonna do, log off and spend time with your family

Everyone needs to remember that GOP’s goal for decades has been to rip down the federal government. Populating every rank with people profoundly unqualified and deeply uninterested in making the government actually work for the people is part of the plan.

Watching this eminently reasonable point get ratioed to hell and back is yet another reminder that the fringe online left is useless as a coalition partner and dragging down everyone else as we endlessly attempt to placate them

This dude always gave me the ick.