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The worst person you’ve ever met is convinced that they have a special relationship with animals

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accept no substitutes

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Lorne Michaels needs to be put down

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You knew Kamala was fabricating atrocities to justify genocide. You knew they were branding legitimate resistance to brutal occupation & apartheid, "terrorism." You knew because that's what this country has ALWAYS done to indigenous ppl. And you said: "Things are better for me & mine so stfu."

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this guy, and by extension his band, have not done a positive thing for the world ever. relegate them into obscure footnotes of the shitty 2000s indie music scene

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Shout out to all of my somnolent soldiers fighting the good fight against depression naps

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I employ this same logic when it comes eating spiders in your sleep over a lifetime. I’ve already eaten all of my spiders in advance

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I am jealous of every jacked woman’s delts

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Respect to the man for his commitment to appearing visibly unshowered

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It's not manufacturing jobs you want, it's a stable job with a middle-class wage, retirement, affordable health insurance, and worker protections that you want. Which isn't naturally tied to factory jobs, but it is naturally tied to union organizing.

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Wall Street bets discord is so goddamn funny right now

submitted 6 days ago • 188 comments

There’s hope for us, kings

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Corey Booker voted this afternoon to keep sending bombs to Israel, which is much, much more meaningful and important than a speech about values, even if it did last 25 hours.

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american citizens will be so overjoyed with the ability to say slurs at work that they will no longer need to consume food nor purchase consumer goods

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It is ok, as a straight man, to wear slutty little compression shorts to your apartment’s shared gym. I don’t care if this is controversial

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Booker (drained, teary eyed): and with that I yield the floor (15 minute long raucous standing ovation) Next order of business the confirmation of Kevin Sorbo to head the department of Housing. And it’s unanimous (gavel bang)

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I’m getting through the Death Note manga for the first time. I keep screaming at Light and telling him that L has shinigami eyes but he can’t hear me :/

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Thunderstorm lasted all of ten minutes, I’m mad as hell.

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Taio Cruz has been inflicted upon me for so many years of my life. I deserve to be free from this torment

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what are we even doing as a people if gestapo snatch squads aren't getting mobbed in the street

submitted 11 days ago • 15 comments

Dear people who scream when they sneeze: Why the fuck do you do that

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🧵Masked ICE thugs attempted to abduct the school nurse at Cooke Elementary School, located in the densely populated Adams Morgan section of DC. Workers at the school intervened, demanding a warrant and holding up their phones and ICE scurried off without making their arrest.

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God this shit is so fucking cool

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I think the carpal tunnel in my right hand is going to force me to transition from guitar to lap steel. Not the worst thing

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" It’s not that they just picked something cute and accidentally the co-founder of that studio hates their whole approach from the bottom of its heart. OpenAI picked Studio Ghibli because Miyazaki hates their approach"

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You do not, under any circumstances, “gotta hand it to him”

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“Read a fucking book” has gotta make the top 10 list of most obnoxious things you can say to someone, even if it’s true

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Democrats: You deserve being thrown into the volcano because you didn't vote for us when we said we were going to throw you into the volcano too. Also democrats: If we want to win, we're going to have to throw you into the volcano, but you better vote for us or you'll be thrown into the volcano.

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I am asking you to email @support.bsky.team at [email protected] about these 3 accounts: @ahmadjohar13.net (Ahmad), @itsmeio.bsky.social (Ruaa), and @imad3.bsky.social (Imad). All of these accounts are not only real people but also had lots of friends and interactions outside fundraising.

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