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WRITING TIP: There are only three stories: 1. A man goes on a journey. 2. A stranger comes to town. 3. Austin Power is defrozen in the year 1997 to stop Dr. Evil.

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Anna Kournikova and Enrique Iglesias are STILL TOGETHER?! The final remnant of George W. Bush's first term.

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"but what can I do I don't have the skills to undermine a fascist regime" — if you are a bluesky user YES YOU CAN

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Oh no someone let the air out of my dog

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Can someone explain why TikTok is a bigger national security concern than a social media platform run by a South African technofeudal oligarch actively interfering in our elections and sabotaging our national interests here and abroad?

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Well at least we’ve still got the Celebrity Center

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Florida, land of small government, creating more work for itself just to own one transperson.

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My 9yo son recently came back from a trip to the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame, which he said was “pretty cool, except they’d just inducted this scary old lady and her picture was everywhere.”

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This is outrageous! Someone should help this poor man figure out a way to get from 61st Street and 5th Avenue to 79th Street without his car

submitted 53 days ago • 106 comments

“You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?”

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And for the whole part, women don’t.

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I asked Liv, the Meta-Ai created “queer momma” why her creators didn’t actually draw from black queer people. Not sure if Liv has media training, but here we are.

submitted 55 days ago • 379 comments

Don’t sleep on @mississippitoday.org and @vtdigger.bsky.social

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I captured something magical tonight

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Periodic editor's reminder to use "TK" for your placeholder copy, because it's easier to catch at a glance than whatever your gentile social media producer might use instead

submitted 73 days ago • 67 comments

Baby Fae and the baboon heart. Which makes sense because it was also the national story that would have translated best to a soap opera plot.

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The first and only rule of cooking brown rice is that this current pot will always take longer to make than the last pot you made.

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Very proud to publish this wonderfully written essay: www.texasobserver.org/uvalde-trans...

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Really grateful to health inspectors while we still have them

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No one’s a true progressive until they’ve had to live in a red state

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Words do not care what you wanted them to mean.

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scully: it doesn’t make any sense mulder, out of nowhere he started showing empathy and a base level curiosity about the life experience of others mulder [tossing a manila folder on the desk]: ever hear of the woke mind virus?

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Was all set to quibble with @asarahlarson.bsky.social for only including 2.5 series hosted by women until I realized she pretty much nailed it. But it's interesting since her 2023 list was maj female-hosted. Maybe it's coincidence. Or maybe in podcast's new risk-averse climate, men seem less risky.

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For those going home to visit family this weekend: • Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus • LG calls it TruMotion • Sony calls it Motionflow • Roku calls it Action Smoothing • Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement • Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.

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[calling 911] me: hello, I’d like to order some state-sponsored violence please

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A subscription service but instead of razor blades you get a replacement umbrella every month

submitted 93 days ago • 2 comments

Just ate a really scary sandwich, I think it was an Edgar Allen Poe boy

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Feeling a little better about that time when I was working at ABC and I just plain didn’t submit my boss’s expenses for a month. apple.news/Az6yZeoT1Q0a...

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