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[world's worst people screaming in perpetual LA traffic inside of burning Cybertrucks] Genie: And for your third wish? Me [holding a dripping ice cream cone]: I need a napkin.

submitted 42 days ago • 4 comments

submitted 16 days ago • 9 comments

This building in Split, Croatia r/brutalism

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

My body: Don't even look at the pit. Me: Why? I can still handle it. My body: LOL! Remember last time? You got your big stomped. Me: Price you pay. My body: Let me put it to you this way, you're at the age where your back goes out more than you do. Me: Wow. Rude.

submitted 21 days ago • 6 comments

Thou shalt not play thyself

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

This was mostly Christian, Protestant and Catholics mostly, that burned 40,000 to 50,000 mostly Women in Europe. In America, most Women were hung by rope.Christianity has a Hateful past,and today,Women Still suffer under Christian Values.....Utterly Shameful.

submitted 27 days ago • 19 comments

Listening to the news in the United States.

submitted 38 days ago • 13 comments

🎶🎶 No, I don't want no scrub A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me Hangin' out the passenger side Of his best friend's ride Trying to holla at me🎶🎶🎶

submitted 35 days ago • 27 comments

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

submitted 41 days ago • 1572 comments

BREAKING: france wants their statue back

submitted 50 days ago • 17 comments

“What do you want? I’m very busy.” “Afternoon, ma’am, my name is-“ “Who is it, Mom?” “No one, go finish your homework.”

submitted 53 days ago • 6 comments

[IKEA-themed restaurant] Maître-d: is your table ready yet?

submitted 63 days ago • 52 comments

Flat Earthers are the only people who become less of a problem when you push them too far.

submitted 69 days ago • 5 comments

attn America:

submitted 73 days ago • 19 comments

hello, new followers. I see you’ve lost your way.

submitted 81 days ago • 15 comments

cribs for adults, I want to be in sleep prison

submitted 102 days ago • 15 comments

How adorably dystopian ♥️

submitted 271 days ago • 17 comments

this must be the place

submitted 562 days ago • 0 comments