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Football writer and broadcaster. Author of Haaland: The incredible story behind the world's greatest striker - https://smarturl.it/HaalandLars
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I'm not entirely convinced it's all Daniel Levy's fault that Spurs insist on making the exact same mistakes in every single game.

submitted 4 hours ago • 8 comments

Idea for content: Watch Spurs at the pub, put a camera on yourself, have a shot every time they give away the ball in their own half for no discernible reason.

submitted 6 hours ago • 7 comments

FOOTBALL WEEKLY They said it couldn't be done but here it is, 18 Champions League games from last night analysed with ruthless efficiency plus time left for the natural wine world to shout at us @robyniocowen.bsky.social @barryglendenning.bsky.social @larssivertsen.bsky.social Mark Langdon

submitted 38 days ago • 3 comments

Episode 102: Turkish delight "Full stadiums and fans who make you feel like Jesus". I'm in Istanbul with Andy Brassell, who tells us about Ole's most recent wheel, Mou being Mou, and Galatasaray's Bosporus Galacticos. Sc: soundcloud.com/user-7212855... Sp: open.spotify.com/episode/4S5P... Etc.

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment

The end of three games in three days in Istanbul with great company @larssivertsen.bsky.social & @rory-evans1.bsky.social. Plenty of @otcpod.bsky.social YouTube content to come - to start, here’s us on Ole Gunnar Solskjaer’s brilliant debut as Beşiktaş coach youtu.be/hFrrIqnVWfI?...

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

It’s the latest @theguardian.com football weekly with @barryglendenning.bsky.social @archiert1.bsky.social and @larssivertsen.bsky.social with bonus @sidlowe.bsky.social open.spotify.com/episode/08Gx...

submitted 46 days ago • 3 comments

I picked a hell of a week to lose my voice.

submitted 57 days ago • 4 comments

If I had to watch Everton every week I'd probably be Dyche out as well, but still worth bearing in mind that he kept a pretty awful squad in the league at a pivotal point in their history.

submitted 59 days ago • 11 comments

More horrendously lost balls in the Spurs half than at a eunuch convention.

submitted 64 days ago • 7 comments

I can see why it would be 70% off.

submitted 64 days ago • 2 comments

With United, assumption has always been that because they have so much money they will eventually get good again. But what if they just... don't?

submitted 68 days ago • 19 comments

In fairness to Ange, I think a lot of people are entertained by this.

submitted 77 days ago • 10 comments

If there's a table for "Expected Foolishness", Spurs must be riding high.

submitted 77 days ago • 8 comments

It really is a very silly sport.

submitted 79 days ago • 3 comments

Inside scoop from Gary O'Neil's severance negotiations.

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Marc Cucurella's decision to play in crocs really backfiring here.

submitted 91 days ago • 4 comments

tomorrow's @theguardian.com Football WEekly @larssivertsen.bsky.social @barryglendenning.bsky.social @chrispaouros.bsky.social @will-unwin.bsky.social Any questions?

submitted 91 days ago • 37 comments

Straight red two minutes in? Libertadores final almost too on the nose here. But hey, give the people what they want. We tune in for chaos, we get chaos.

submitted 98 days ago • 2 comments

(it is also less than 10% of what United paid for Antony)

submitted 100 days ago • 3 comments

Fun fact: According to their most recent accounts, Bodø/Glimt's entire annual wage bill is less than what it cost Manchester United to fire Erik ten Hag.

submitted 100 days ago • 1 comment

Handball law update: Still the worst. So bad. Stinky, stinky law.

submitted 102 days ago • 2 comments

City looked like a team that needs a break. Good thing is the English fixture list is famously light and breezy in December so that's going to work out fine.

submitted 106 days ago • 7 comments