lastdamnchimp.bsky.social
I am the chimp they forgot in space.
I'm a wannabe writer
Disgraced investigative journalist
Pokemon enthusiast
He/They
Hate fascists.
Honestly can't tell if I'm an ally or nonbinary
Honestly can't tell if I'm an anarchist or communist
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Making your own comics is the hardest thing in the world, but then on the other hand, it’s also the easiest fucking thing in the world.
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You're the realest fucking one in the game.
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That graph is the most accurate depiction of Spinosaurus to date.
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So, my mom said "Fuck you, you two-faced bitch. Go fuck yourself." And Phyllis had a whole ass breakdown as my uncle dragged my mom out.
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I honestly don't remember, but I'll give you the context, fellow traveler. I'm from Schlafly's hometown. My mom was doing a pest inspection in her basement and Phyllis had her friends over. My mom came up and gave her a report. She looked at her friends and said "killing bugs is man's work."
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CPTSD definitely makes living every day harder, and I'm sorry that more things have been thrown on your shoulders, comrade. I hate it when people expect more out of situations than can be given and don't have the patience to help us figure it out. I hope it gets easier for you.
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This is super relatable. I was 2. Hope is what kills you. So does faith and empty optimism. I like to look at it like a goal at the end of a fucked up tunnel. I grab it and pull through. The other side may suck (usually does), but some days a CEO gets a return on his investment I live for those days
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Did you and Fountains of Wayne ever kiss?
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I've never trusted a Republican