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Sitting down to watch Beerfest with Pete Hegseth and he immediately starts rambling off black sites on US soil

He was a fucking child

We are Fucking Under Attack

Neighbor was throwing away this bag of like two hundred arrow heads??

First job for the new table saw was squaring up this giant block of spalred olive wood I got from my neighbor when they cut their tree down. Not sure what to do with it but it’s gorgeous

Met this unit today his name is Louie

Jesus after taking the keys to Hell

Realizing I’m the same age as Adam Sandler was in Little Nicky when will I make my Little Nicky

Certified Libertarian Moment ™️

About to use these to jack off

Easily the most dill infused chips I’ve ever had. If you’re a dill head don’t sleep 👇

Not sure brother but I don’t think the Democrat tactic of let them run the world is paying dividends

Wife is going to Target (unsure of current woke status) to buy some “Coffee Bust-a-lot”?? What’s going on in America?

Give it up bro Ms Met is Leaving you!!🤣🤣😭😭

What if his name was Eddie Doggy and the song was Eat a Bone Tonight

Costco food court with flawless design: support handles on the cutlery for Real Eaters

It’s so cool when someone tells you Kamala ran a flawles campaign and will tell you this was solid messaging and not confusing in any way

Skateboarding needs new rules I think they should only get two or three steps before jumping on the board or it’s a penalty akin to traveling also they need a damn uniform

It is pretty crazy the rise and fall of Hawk Tuah happened in about a 9 month time frame. She has an estimated net worth of 12 mil and almost went to prison!

Ryobi is all I can afford atm and I will never apologize for this, but I have my first table saw coming tomorrow

David Hogg is a great example that the people who blamed leftist purity politics for Kamala’s loss are themselves a fucking bulwark of regressive ideals

White women don’t say bruh anymore

“Yes Trump is doing everything I and the party has stood for for decades, but also I’m super bitchmade”

An artist I like is partnering with a gallery I like to release a bunch of NFTs?? In 2025??!!

Informing my autistic girlfriend she’s tax exempt let’s goooo!!!!🤑🤑🤑

Clive Barker gets it. faroutmagazine.co.uk/hellraiser-c...