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dogshit country, dogshit people. sorry if that offends

Chuck Schumer: “Trumps attack on Iran could lead to full scale war. Don’t let this distraction pull away from..”

Zohar’s experience to be Mayor of New York is quite concerning. Never been involved in a real estate scheme. No scent of cryptocurrency bribery. He doesn’t even have the basics like a lawyer with mob ties

I have so much love in my heart except for the Padres and their fans and lapd and Republicans and ICE and Israel and Chris who works at 7/11 and Disney adults and

Truly uncanny how after a week of creating the most hostile and anxiety inducing political climate he’s able to to slam dunk the absolute funniest shit imaginable. How does he do it

The idea of bipartisanship in America is a one way street. We’re supposed to believe there’s enough democrats who actually like conservative policies that it’s ok to bend to them but if a republican sees you want to improve school lunch programs they’ll call you a child trafficker

Plus side to cultural early 2000s regression is maybe Dave Chappell will become funny again

Everyone hating on this but it’s just what she looks like

Who wants to drive to my house and give me one cigarette

We’re exactly two days away from her posting frantically from Omni Hotel Tel Aviv cabout how she was 10 miles away from a missile explosion

Unfortunately most low budget horror films are made by people expressing conservative grievances about being attacked by outsiders but also they almost always give us the funniest possible trope: The Soy Boy who gets killed for being Too Soy

The dude on the bottom looks like one of those “This person doesn’t exist” early Ai videos from ten years ago it’s so offputting I can’t imagine what he looks like in real life

Being a doomsday clock guy would feel so good. You get to spend like 30 years going “oooh we’re 15 minutes away!” And when the first nuke drops you get to say 15 min has passed and bust the fattest nut of all time

wait for the punchline

Literally the only thing that has kept America from just becoming the Wolfenstein style mecha Nazi state is Trump being a narcissistic wimp and for some reason the liberals keep demanding he nut up!! No!! He needs to nut down more!!!

I don’t want to see video clips of Carlson and Cruz unless it involves a body bag

I don’t really understand how bounty hunters are in any way operating under a legal aegis I think you have a solid case to stand your ground against any of them

Right when I turned 30 one hit off the joint had me looking like this while internally spiraling into psychosis

“Let me epic dunk on JD Vance” you sound like a moron just block him

Star Trek fans: saw this guy on a Dave and busters machine. Who is this? Looks like fake Harrison ford

If I were Last of Us Joel they wouldn’t have done me like that. They would’ve got me with that golf club and I probably would’ve smirked and said “your grandma teach you that stroke game?”

I think it’s sad to see that people today would rather go with what’s seemingly easy to fit their world view rather than do real research into the issues

The average working class person is caught in a constant wave of posting based communist revolutionary memes they see and then a Tim Dillon clip that’s fascist populism for morons and so basically there’s no room for Democrats anymore

Got a laptop with the Google Gemini assist already installed and it is by far the most annoying feature I’ve ever seen on a piece of technology

I will subscribe to the Secret style manifestation if she dies because Ive been bombarding her with psychic attacks for weeks

I don’t like that people keep comparing the modern trend of people becoming attached to their Ais to the film Her. In the film Her, the Ai actually worked

I’m racking my brain to think of one single reason the Democrats don’t want people to know that this will expand the police state. Surely it’s not something they want

He looks like he’s off a molly

No

I’ll tell you about something else that was 8 inches and thick. The nails that held Christ to the cross..

Gavin Newsom isn’t going to do anything about the national guard or ice but next election cycle he’s definitely going to portray himself as trumps most feared enemy I hate that greaseball so much