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#Montreal *is* beautiful in the summertime... #OSHEAGA seems like a great reason to visit.

HS vs now

Jakey Garcia 🐊

discovered something

i think it is cool that de facto first consul of the united states is a drug-addled maniac and deadbeat dad with a breeding fetish

show me ur joty 2025 playlists pls

there should be "never ever pause my music under any circumstances unless I tap on the video" option on Instagram

well I'm in a better mood

February 20, 2005: Vince Carter of the New Jersey Nets goes off glass to himself during the NBA All-Star Game in Denver. Carter and the East defeated the West, 125-115. MVP Allen Iverson finished with 15 PTS/10 AST/5 STL.

also lisa murkowski

I would be in a much better mood if I saw a cat

I'm mad that I wasn't at this show even tho I wouldn't live near this venue for another 18 years and I was but a kindergartner at the time

guys I think I'm finally mad at dead and Co over this whole final tour but two 3 month long residencies in America's biggest ripoff of a city, the following two years

OWWWEEWEE BABYYYY

as a Canadian lover of americanos this absolutely tickles me

Dawg they Freedom Fried us, it’s so over

I can't think about anything besides how hard I'm gonna rage at these 3 United center shows

“May we some day be able to honor your loss with peace & rebuilding.”

my fav thing to do to my American girlfriend is sprinkle in a lil French and Hebrew vocab into my sentences, she'll figure it out

au Québec on dit oiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeee

hey goose you guys know there's a province between Ontario and New Brunswick? kind of a mean one, but still

@raskin.house.gov: "In that network of rightwing billionaire libertarian-turned-authoritarians, they are very open about the fact that they think democracy is obsolete, we're living in a post-Constitutional America, and they are trying to get everyone ready for a technostate monarchy."

They were alive.

lmao

My cab driver in Kyiv was terrified by Trump's declaration that Ukraine was to blame for Russia's invasion. But he also said that if his country falls, he couldn't blame US voters, given that they never saw Kamala Harris at a UFC fight or on the Joe Rogan Experience.

oh fuck oh shit

THE OPEN ROADS GOT ME THINKING LIKE A DIFFERENT MAN

sorry man I'll do my work call shortly this Rockdale is killer

imagine never getting butter rum at a show ever again