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not worried about evil microplastics in my body. the good microplastics from all the times i sucked on the strap will fight them

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sexuality is a spectrum and baby im autistic

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there is old man yaoi everywhere for those with the eyes to see it

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

"Queer coffee shop and 3rd space" but you don't even offer trans girl breastmilk as an option, SHAME.

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Sobbing hysterically I am NOT a puppy girl! I am NOT a cat girl! I'm just a girl!

submitted 59 days ago • 9 comments

Didn't realize until I got to work that my crop tops and high waisted jeans REALLY didn't cover my mesh bodysuit but honestly it's kind of cunt

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I know my ex who really likes Robert Pattinson still follows me on here, so she is my target audience here but... The way the press tour of Robert Pattinson promoting Mickey 17 is as far as I can tell, him visiting Korea, including doing aegyo. Beautiful. Magnificent

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

always craving mango sticky rice

submitted 16 days ago • 3 comments

Eagles fans… Philadelphians…. You know what you have to do.

submitted 22 days ago • 4 comments

Kendrick playing coy about doing not like us was so funny and also how censored it had to be.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Full bush in a bikini 😃 😘😍🥰 Full bush in a bikini with bulge 😘😉😚😝🥵

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

I need $90 to buy my wife this very pretty gravity bong.

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I've been under the weather so me and my wife watched Canada's Drag Race and Columbo all day and honestly going on social media has been so crazy

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Marvel Snap has been banned in the US in connection with the TikTok ban - ByteDance own both TikTok and Marvel Snap. The dev team claim they didn't know about this until the moment it happened, and are working on a solution:

submitted 44 days ago • 31 comments

Marvel Snap being also (ultimately it seems temporarily) banned because it's owned by btyedance is so fucking funny. Like just accidentally getting shot and dying for a team mate but ultimately being revived is very marvel IMO

submitted 43 days ago • 1 comment

Also showed my wife this and gotta say after falling madly deeply in love with an amazing trans woman (who thinks I give good head) there are limited cases where yes, meat in my mouth, amazing.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

I showed my very offline wife this and she likes it

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Why are so many people into pretending to be sisters when they could just be normal and pretend one of you is cheating on a shitty spouse?

submitted 47 days ago • 1 comment

That's that me espresso (i cant pull a shot of espresso nor can i pull)

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

My partner has hands that get really dry during the winter and I just double applied jergens to her hands and then slathered them in petroleum jelly and put them in plastic bags and she looked so adorably pathetic.

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

My roommate keeps her injection estrogen on the bathroom vanity (very tiny bathroom vanity) and the medium stockpot she makes pasta in on the bottom shelf of the top cabinet where dishes go and sometimes it's like "has nobody ever taught this girl organization????"

submitted 57 days ago • 1 comment

Timothee chalamet's little moustache has tboy swag.

submitted 74 days ago • 1 comment

Rigging is bondage with suspension and a nautical theme.

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

Randomly thinking about how one time someone called Sabrina Carpenter "aggressively straight". This was before taste was released but like that song is peak Bi girl who knows she's hot

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