lavenderlemonade.bsky.social
Lesbrarian, Thicc Legged Socialist, Fashion Girlie and amatuer burlesque dancer. They/She
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Very Leonardo DiCaprio of you to never get your life ruined by a woman over 25
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Okay but the sharpie is useful. It's very queer to have useful shit on your keys.
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It's her truth
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Jack's moustache hairs are the string I'm hanging onto life by
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Congrats. This is info I needed
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Silverfish Yuri
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Alot of people will clean it up with a q tip or a makeup wipe draped over their finger like this with a steady swipe!
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I need you to understand that literally I get the same tiktok all the time of him visiting Korea and speaking Korean.
He's going to become what John Cena has going on with China.
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It definitely sounds like her stuff from the early 2010s but nice little return to form. Nothing spectacular but it's good and kind of nostalgic
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They're beating you with sticks
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I genuinely don't know what's odder, that there was a trans woman who was arrested for and part of January 6th or that I only know about her because she got pardoned.
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More prog for you!
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Love the thought of someone who uses both being like "oh tiktok is unusable, I'll play some Marvel Snap" and then just being so extremely confused
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I mean... strap?
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Thneedhon: when one frequently wear their clothing items not in their intended way
Ex:She's wearing that skirt as a dress by just pulling it up really high, what a thneedhon!
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Why be all "What are you doing stepbro I'm trying to do laundry" when you could just do what most people do and pretend one you is a roommate who won't do dishes and the other is hatefucking them?
I'm very normal
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If both of them have a different person front two or more times, yes I'd say it's an orgy
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Boymode too hard in a different way and you'll end up the worst instacart shopper in the world.
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Treegirl bondage
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I saw someone who is 20 asking someone to buy them a vape because their friend who usually does is out of town. Also saw someone asking what good hookup apps there are. Like babes you're on one???
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She's not the worst roommate on the scale of queer people, she just makes odd choices.
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I'm sorry you're telling me this isn't a stand-up comic at the all trans comedy night in Brooklyn called t4t? This is an almost 30 year old cis man from New York?
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They want to secure out border but little do they know they should have been focused on securing their bike to a bike rack.
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On the breading or the meat, on the breading I feel like that adds grip for more mustard so I approve.