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lawadacrab.bsky.social
Just a crab with a dream.
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Bowling is such a fun thing in theory

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

My dad didn’t say anything to me on my birthday this year But my mom did And my step mom (dads wife) did And multiple of my friends moms did

submitted 58 days ago • 1 comment

Hi can everyone I know stop getting engaged and married until I do?

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

These could solve so many of my problems right now

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

Getting old is so annoying. How do you just wake up with a knee injury?

submitted 76 days ago • 19 comments

A wet t-shirt contest but it’s just me in the aftermath of peeling, cutting, and rinsing potatoes.

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

One of my coworkers who I don’t talk to much gave me a hug this morning because “she just knew I needed it” and she was right and now I’m crying

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

they should make video games so that they listen through your mic for the sound of a beer opening and when it detects it your character in the game will also have a beer in their hand

submitted 90 days ago • 213 comments

My friend/landlord/roommate was cleaning out the fridge and threw away my mayonnaise and I’m gonna make them buy me dukes to repay me

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

My head hurts so bad and I can’t tell if it’s caffeine or the candle I just had burning in here

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

Currently releasing my inhibitions AND feeling the rain on my skin

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

I just saw Utah curls in person for the first time

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

I hate a “Tylenol doesn’t work on me” person like what do you MEAN bro

submitted 102 days ago • 1 comment

I feel like it’s a really good time for y’all to turn off the news and start that overdue 200 hour Stardew Valley playthrough you’ve been putting off. 1.6 update is out, a new farm is calling you. 👩‍🌾🌾🐔

submitted 103 days ago • 188 comments

How does one become uninformed, like are there classes I can take?

submitted 103 days ago • 643 comments

I would like to nap now please

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

Oh no, Mister Car Wash was my father, you can just call me Wash.

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments