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I'll take a knuckle sandwich and a side of brawl fries
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At first I was like, "You know that tracks." and then I was "Wait, it's The Onion. Still too close to reality."
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Doesn't mean you can't have a favorite, though
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I've never really followed Jontron, but I seem to remember this being a thing like 10 years ago.
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Apparently it doesn't start with safe food, or scientific studies either
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btw I fully understand that we're already in said Constitutional Crisis, but they're afraid to make it official.
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It should be, but SCOTUS is still scared to rule directly against him in case he decides to initiate a Constitutional Crisis. But my brothers in Christ, just letting him get away with it is so much worse!
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That's exactly what they do. They're even deputizing hate group militia's in Texas now.
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Happy Closer to Death Day!
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I love how they're still pretending Kegsbreath is good at his job, and it's the entire pentagon that's out to take him down for being so good at it.
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"We're losing vital government services for basically nothing in return." Yes, and that was always the point. Take from Americans and give to the billionaires in the cruelest ways possible.
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You know they only meant liberal government that takes care of all the people
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We both know that those guns were only for when God-Trump made it legal to shoot those vicious lyin' libruls!
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I want to feel sympathy for these people, but they were warned. Multiple times. From every direction. I take solace in the fact that they're now willing to admit the mistake, and some are willing to push back. That last one had it right, he did manage to hide it from idiots like her.
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Needs more Komachi 😉
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Guilty Gear: Brisket! Let's go!
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I'm certain he mean 26, because if Dems win the house, Trump will be impeached again. Hell he should be impeached already
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One can only hope
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Will there be Komachi love?
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I just can't stop thinking they want another AIDS pandemic...
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I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really really really wanna zigazig ha.
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Cute
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I thought you guys were about satire
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I've started to carry my birth certificate with me. But I know that if they want to do it, even that wouldn't be a deterrent. I am beside myself with fear, and my heart goes out to Abrego and his family.
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No due process. In knowing violation of a court order. Refusal to seek his return, because "The heavy interest in the President’s primacy in foreign affairs outweigh the interests on the Plaintiffs’ side of the scale." They're leaving him there, because they don't want Trump to look bad.
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I love when you post
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I KNOW! The banter between him and Barrett/Yufie is just so great
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Yo! Florida! Even you can't be this shitty, right? RIGHT?!
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True, but I just got Cait Sith and I love him!
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For the same reason that a lot of them are on truthsocial. To keep an eye on the very bad people.