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There's a lot of great trance around at the moment. https://www.soundcloud.com/djlazarus
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Hot tip for Andrew Tate fans: if you have a convention, don't hold it at the Marriott Marquis San Diego Marina hotel. If there's a fire, none of the guests will be able to find the stair 1 roof access.

submitted 19 hours ago • 1 comment

“Be sure to set me to ‘delicate,’ Alison. It’d be a shame to ruin that sweater, you know, in case it ever comes back in style.”

submitted 1 day ago • 21 comments

Thought I'd treat myself to a large cappuccino this morning. I've not had any of it yet.

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

Seems like yesterday

submitted 22 hours ago • 14 comments

Remember, if someone in a public toilet offers to fill you - you should probably say no.

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

theonion.com/this-war-wil...

submitted 2 days ago • 119 comments

So, Royal Kingdom "doesn't have ads" but they can somehow afford TV ad campaigns fronted by Kevin Hart and Amy Poehler? Something doesn't quite add up there.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

CHER: Do you believe in life after love? SUSIE DENT: Absolutely not.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Genie: (about to make another grilled cheese sandwich) are you sure Me: (already holding two grilled cheese sandwiches) yes

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

Happy Bloomsday to all who celebrate

submitted 2 days ago • 11 comments

For those on here who enjoy photos of football and people watching football... From Penmaenmawr to Poprad; a photographic round up of how I watched football, the season just gone. popularstandfanzine.com/2025/06/15/h...

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

yea we're not the same because i actually read the book and you're a weird little freak that no one has any respect for

submitted 3 days ago • 50 comments

The owner of Twitter sends out 100 right wing propaganda tweets every single day and the algorithm is set up so that every single person on Twitter has to see every single one of these tweets. Now here’s another piece about Blue Sky’s ideological diversity problem.

submitted 3 days ago • 161 comments

Treating myself to a trainwreck of a disaster movie. The critiques on IMDb are epic.

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“Not everything I say makes sense” he grossly understated.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

For Father's Day I got my dad the new 'Is That What You Call Music' compilation.

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

gotta be honest a bunch of fascist weirdos trying to bring about the end times isn’t really doing it for me

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

This would be a summer blockbuster on par with Barbie

submitted 3 days ago • 54 comments

it's kind of wild that tottenham hotspur threw a bigger parade than the us military

submitted 4 days ago • 13 comments

I'd forgotten that, back in 2019, I adapted the shot of 'tank man' in Tiananmen Square. It feels even more relevant now. #nokings #nokingsday #protests

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

I’m depressed, but not “seeing that nobody attended my fascist military birthday parade except for a couch fucker and his family” depressed

submitted 4 days ago • 6 comments

I THINK YOU'RE A BIG PIECE OF CHEESE!

submitted 4 days ago • 31 comments

The Flying Squad have been informed…

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

Oral Sewer United States, Census, 1940

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actually unreal how funny this image is

submitted 7 days ago • 54 comments

anyway, all this talk of south africa has reminded me of one of the greatest quotes in showbiz history

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

New Viz

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Whoops

submitted 4 days ago • 5 comments

@oddthisday.bsky.social Roses are Red, Princess Margaret may have had sex with John Bindon,

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

I've a joke about Ariadne 🧵

submitted 5 days ago • 28 comments

RIP Brian Wilson

submitted 7 days ago • 14 comments

Deep Blue is 30 years old and was capable of defeating chess grand champions. It could be housed in a single cabinet. ChatGPT spans untold data centers devouring massive amounts of electricity and it got its ass whipped by an 8 bit gaming console from the 1970s.

submitted 8 days ago • 146 comments

Not what it looks like

submitted 9 days ago • 21 comments

years ago, i reviewed a book written by a pair of twins who made a movie for their dad; the only thing i remember about it is that they hired Dourif, and his rider was an X-Box in the hotel room. King.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

found a restaurant if anyone's hungry. or thirsty I guess

submitted 14 days ago • 6 comments

just unlocked your phone's face ID with this corncob

submitted 9 days ago • 50 comments

Have had this discussion at tables where people my age told me how great AI was for saving time on basic tasks, while our kids sat blankly round, possibly half-registering these were the roles they might otherwise have been allowed to do in order to enter interesting workplaces and train.

submitted 9 days ago • 4 comments

What Katie told her 19yo: "Massive Attack is the music we grew up with" What Katie didn't tell her 19yo: "Unfinished Sympathy only peaked at number 13, in a week when the top three comprised a song from a jeans ad, a track featuring the lyrics 'stonky stonky, nose on your conky', and Bart Simpson"

submitted 10 days ago • 41 comments

Oooh, you mean it's OK to leave, realise it's a mistake, then rejoin? 😉

submitted 11 days ago • 189 comments

I can’t compete with this

submitted 11 days ago • 133 comments

Treated the boy to a milkshake and now he's complaining that it's cold.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Babe Machoman Minnesota, Death Records and Certificates, 1900-1955

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Call me old-fashioned, but I believe that drilling holes in human skulls allows bad spirits to escape

submitted 11 days ago • 45 comments

ME: And another thing, It should be called an automobile when it's in the showroom and a boughtomobile when you get it home. MY KIDNAPPER: *crying* Please go home

submitted 11 days ago • 3 comments

Him: Technically the piano is a percussion instrument. Me: Technically the piano is a murder weapon. Just ask Wile E. Coyote.

submitted 11 days ago • 9 comments