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lazarusdj.bsky.social
There's a lot of great trance around at the moment. https://www.soundcloud.com/djlazarus
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i forgot i made this im crying

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Hot tip for Andrew Tate fans: if you have a convention, don't hold it at the Marriott Marquis San Diego Marina hotel. If there's a fire, none of the guests will be able to find the stair 1 roof access.

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“Be sure to set me to ‘delicate,’ Alison. It’d be a shame to ruin that sweater, you know, in case it ever comes back in style.”

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Thought I'd treat myself to a large cappuccino this morning. I've not had any of it yet.

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Seems like yesterday

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Remember, if someone in a public toilet offers to fill you - you should probably say no.

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theonion.com/this-war-wil...

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So, Royal Kingdom "doesn't have ads" but they can somehow afford TV ad campaigns fronted by Kevin Hart and Amy Poehler? Something doesn't quite add up there.

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CHER: Do you believe in life after love? SUSIE DENT: Absolutely not.

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Genie: (about to make another grilled cheese sandwich) are you sure Me: (already holding two grilled cheese sandwiches) yes

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Happy Bloomsday to all who celebrate

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For those on here who enjoy photos of football and people watching football... From Penmaenmawr to Poprad; a photographic round up of how I watched football, the season just gone. popularstandfanzine.com/2025/06/15/h...

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yea we're not the same because i actually read the book and you're a weird little freak that no one has any respect for

submitted 3 days ago • 50 comments

The owner of Twitter sends out 100 right wing propaganda tweets every single day and the algorithm is set up so that every single person on Twitter has to see every single one of these tweets. Now here’s another piece about Blue Sky’s ideological diversity problem.

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Treating myself to a trainwreck of a disaster movie. The critiques on IMDb are epic.

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“Not everything I say makes sense” he grossly understated.

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For Father's Day I got my dad the new 'Is That What You Call Music' compilation.

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gotta be honest a bunch of fascist weirdos trying to bring about the end times isn’t really doing it for me

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This would be a summer blockbuster on par with Barbie

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it's kind of wild that tottenham hotspur threw a bigger parade than the us military

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I'd forgotten that, back in 2019, I adapted the shot of 'tank man' in Tiananmen Square. It feels even more relevant now. #nokings #nokingsday #protests

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I’m depressed, but not “seeing that nobody attended my fascist military birthday parade except for a couch fucker and his family” depressed

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I THINK YOU'RE A BIG PIECE OF CHEESE!

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The Flying Squad have been informed…

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Oral Sewer United States, Census, 1940

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actually unreal how funny this image is

submitted 7 days ago • 54 comments

anyway, all this talk of south africa has reminded me of one of the greatest quotes in showbiz history

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New Viz

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Whoops

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@oddthisday.bsky.social Roses are Red, Princess Margaret may have had sex with John Bindon,

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I've a joke about Ariadne 🧵

submitted 6 days ago • 28 comments

RIP Brian Wilson

submitted 7 days ago • 14 comments

Deep Blue is 30 years old and was capable of defeating chess grand champions. It could be housed in a single cabinet. ChatGPT spans untold data centers devouring massive amounts of electricity and it got its ass whipped by an 8 bit gaming console from the 1970s.

submitted 8 days ago • 146 comments

Not what it looks like

submitted 9 days ago • 21 comments

years ago, i reviewed a book written by a pair of twins who made a movie for their dad; the only thing i remember about it is that they hired Dourif, and his rider was an X-Box in the hotel room. King.

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found a restaurant if anyone's hungry. or thirsty I guess

submitted 14 days ago • 6 comments

just unlocked your phone's face ID with this corncob

submitted 9 days ago • 50 comments

Have had this discussion at tables where people my age told me how great AI was for saving time on basic tasks, while our kids sat blankly round, possibly half-registering these were the roles they might otherwise have been allowed to do in order to enter interesting workplaces and train.

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What Katie told her 19yo: "Massive Attack is the music we grew up with" What Katie didn't tell her 19yo: "Unfinished Sympathy only peaked at number 13, in a week when the top three comprised a song from a jeans ad, a track featuring the lyrics 'stonky stonky, nose on your conky', and Bart Simpson"

submitted 11 days ago • 41 comments

Oooh, you mean it's OK to leave, realise it's a mistake, then rejoin? 😉

submitted 11 days ago • 189 comments

I can’t compete with this

submitted 11 days ago • 133 comments

Treated the boy to a milkshake and now he's complaining that it's cold.

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Babe Machoman Minnesota, Death Records and Certificates, 1900-1955

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Call me old-fashioned, but I believe that drilling holes in human skulls allows bad spirits to escape

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