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i became chinese in prison

submitted 22 days ago • 22 comments

I have Lunch Housin' syndrome

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 37 days ago • 20 comments

doctor: i know what you need. there’s a great clown in town that will cheer you up. pagliacci: but doc, doctor: wiggles pagliacci: oh. haha. i thought- doctor: i’ll write the name down. there’s another clown in town too, but you can skip it. pagliacci. not funny. bad bad bad bad bad. stupid

submitted 48 days ago • 21 comments

my haters have begun to barter and are forming rudimentary trade networks

submitted 58 days ago • 57 comments

oh nothing ever happens in a vacuum huh?? so i guess the moon landing is nothing to you. not to mention the engineering triumph found within each and every smooth to handle yet incomparably powerful Dyson. dumb ass

submitted 57 days ago • 4 comments

You have been blessed by the LETTERMAN TV ON THE RADIO PERFORMANCE. Do not even think about scrolling past without watching the LETTERMAN TV ON THE RADIO PERFORMANCE in full! youtu.be/MxawVMQ02dc?...

submitted 65 days ago • 13 comments

Kermit Gulag, one of the posts of all time

submitted 65 days ago • 60 comments

best part of Zodiac is when they just cut to John Ennis in a lab coat for 20 seconds truly looking like he's just in an ep of Mr Show

submitted 73 days ago • 3 comments

COLE: COOP, THEY CAUGHT THE CEO SHOOTER. HIS NAME WAS TONY SPAGHETTI, REAL BOY NEXT DOOR. ABS LIKE ADONIS. POLITICAL IDEAS OF A FUTON. PERHAPS THE IDEAL MAN

submitted 76 days ago • 49 comments

we're Costco guys, of course we live in a slumbering giant's dream

submitted 75 days ago • 12 comments

college football was started in 2018 by the shutdown fullcast community. it's just so cool to see what was once a running gag on a podcast evolve into its own universe. honestly it's probably bigger than the podcast at this point

submitted 78 days ago • 24 comments

submitted 142 days ago • 32 comments

(flipping through a Where's Waldo book) beach. carnival. market. museum

submitted 520 days ago • 2 comments

oh wow

submitted 81 days ago • 313 comments

The crazier thing honestly is that Corn Pop was real

submitted 84 days ago • 14 comments

submitted 88 days ago • 9 comments

the "an average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid is actually just a statistical error. an average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in a cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier and should not have been counted

submitted 87 days ago • 37 comments