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The real LazerPig it/that/Sir/Lord Admiral Gay AF🏳️‍🌈 Youtuber War Historian Avid and enthusiastic Drunk No, I cannot sell you Pizza🍕 YT: https://www.youtube.com/@LazerPig Merch: https://nafo-ofan.org/collections/lazerpig-x-nafo
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Captured M113 in russian service. They took the roof off and added a cope cage. I'll give you one guess to where the shot landed.....

I remembered my password

I call this show the Why Boner turned up to 11. Five Stars. #Swamplesque

Femboys love me, Fish disbelieve my existence, Women call it overkill when you use your laser eyes to heat food out of the microwave, they make light of my attire while at the coffee shop, unaware that I am a powerful wizard with the means to cast forth the veil of ignorance from their eyes.

Live your life every day like you're fighting a losing battle but the 5'5 femboy with the child-birthing hips is watching you.

Getting into this a bit more it seems this has been triggered by something published "in summery" by the POGO foundation a civilian think tank set up by members of the famous Fighter Plane Mafia. They claim they will publish, in full, the report they have on Thursday, I'm holding off till then.

Do you reckon if I made a thread that pointed out how laughably stupid this statement is Elon would ban me from twitter?

The @lazerpig.bsky.social “Throw me to the wolves” patch is back online! Link: nafo-ofan.org/products/laz...

I AM NOT THAT FAT!

Going for a STUPID fucking walk to help with my STUPID fucking mental health and shit.

Spent the past day trying to mod Fallout 4 for a dumb video idea, but nothing I did worked. Turns out there was a big update to Fallout recently that broke a lot of mods, specifically Fallout Scripted Extender and Mod Menu, which are required for a lot of mods to work. Fuck me I guess

Because this app doesn’t allow long posts, I condensed all the info for the Christmas fundraiser here: 4fund.com/hk66t9 A Christmas to Remember is my second Christmas fundraiser, focused on delivering presents to 8 institutions across Ukraine and 1,400 children and adults, orphans or disabled

One of my Discord members found this in 7 Days to Die. Gentlemen, whut thy fuck abomination?

So this is a new one: I am being copyright-struck for the use of the Soviet National Anthem. I get bogus copyright claims on all my Ukraine videos every other week but this has got to be a new low.

THE KIBBY PLUSH HAS ARRIVED @partydemoness.bsky.social

So... I am here. Caved under pressure as everyone told me I should give it a try. Hello.

I know everyone is scared of Project 2025 and the fact we might be facing it as a reality, but if you'll allow me a shred of hopium, Trump has proven he will lie through his teeth to be elected and get what he wants. He will lie to anyone to get them to vote or support him. Anyone.

I spent all of last night awake trying to reassure a lot of friends of mine. I'm very tired. Please take this mental health break.

Hey Bluesky I can never post about this on twitter without killing my reach, but I make history videos monthly and my first one was one I wrote and edited myself about TRAIN LAW and solving the trolley problem. How often do you see that from Vtubers? Go check it out :3 youtu.be/E0pjrBWmFBg?...

PO PI PO

Do you rekon we could actually have a discussion about Tanks and stuff in here without getting jumped on by Z-bots?

I will now be exclusively posting shit on twitter to piss off specifically all the people I've blocked over the years.

Turns out nothing annoys the twitter bots more than me just ignoring them. Hi, I'm Lazerpig, I forgot this existed so now I'm going to be putting in more of an effort, please excuse my ADHD.