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I don't like to see a helicopter in medical show because of the ridiculous stuff that happened in ER.

This man is pathetic and lacks any self awareness. I'm embarrassed for him.

I feel like we are so close to this... Maybe we're there already?

Look, give them a break, we all make mistakes when we're drunk at work

Guys, The Pitt is so good.

The richest man in the world took over $5K out of this guy's bank account, claiming he was dead. The richest man in the world said he was saving money. He was not dead.

Even the Cadbury eggs are too expensive.

Donald Trump, Elon Musk, and Linda McMahon don’t just want to dismantle the Department of Education they want to cut off access to education for working class Americans in order to pad the pockets of their billionaire buddies. It’s unacceptable. We will fight them.

My beef with the cyber truck (and lots of full-sized pickups) is that they aren't safe. So if you are going to drive a vehicle that makes my environment less safe then I think I can boo you.

The "waste, fraud and abuse" is coming from inside the DOGE.

The only good thing right now.

Guys, I'm starting to worry that he isn't going to do anything about the eggs.

Egg prices +15.2% m/m in January ... largest increase since June 2015 (via Kevin Gordon) #CPI

I'm really going to miss milk and eggs.

Just to be clear, he’s asking the country to endure “pain” for no fucking reason other than that he does not understand basic economics and now needs to salvage his ego.

Does anyone have a great "end of the fucking world" playlist they can share?

Just a reminder that Musk couldn’t get a top level security clearance. And he was under investigation for violating the terms of the clearance he did have. Now he has your Social Security number, your tax returns, and is unilaterally deciding who the government does and does not pay.

I'm gonna need more than this.

It bears repeating and repeating ad nauseum: If you withheld support from Biden/Harris as a means of advocating for Palestinian nationhood and the aspirations of the Palestinian people and you did not see this moment coming: You are a performative, sloganeering and politically incompetent rube.

I'm not feeling great about our chances of making it out of this.

This inflation is out of control!

Tang is for astronauts so I assume this is part of the plan to get to Mars?

Seems like the movie for tonight l.plex.tv/WkGLdCM

Medical research and public health policy is a prime target paulkrugman.substack.com/p/donald-tru...

Yesterday was really hard (I'm not really feeling any better about things today)

It's snowing and I'm out of milk.

The big lie that we are fed is that personal responsibility can solve systemic problems and many of us internalize that lie and feel guilty and frustrated that we can't.

If I wanted fake friends on Facebook, I would just talk to the girls I grew up with.

My bet is that he gets taken out by a snowboarding accident or a sauna malfunction.

Imagine a truly high speed BOS to NYC train

If I'm using all beef hotdogs, I think I should be able to refer to them as "mini beef Wellington" instead of pigs in a blanket.

I want to make a movie about a bird named Tata so that reviewers will write the phrase "Tata the titular titmouse..."

Finally saw Venom: The Last Dance. It was absolutely stupid, weirdly sentimental, and a ton of fun. Definitely enjoyed it more than Deadpool, which was unnecessarily gory and gave me the ick at every possible moment.

It bothers me that the Starbucks courtesy cards aren't enough for anything on the menu. Instead of "next one's on us!" they should say "next one's on us, but only if you have a dollar and some pocket change. Ha ha!"

Maybe luigi mangione was able to evade the NYPD for so long by using a network of underground pipes?

I... I think the NBC store is breaking my brain.