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Hoosier living in Vermont. Data slinging pays the bills. One of the original Bloominglabs gang.
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Me: holds up Elon’s black MAGA hat, with hole in it.

Please share this fact sheet on Ukraine with anyone who needs it understandingwar.org/backgrounder...

these are the kind of moves that'll eventually move the needle towards shifting power away from tech oligarchs

Apropos of nothing, we found this video you should watch youtu.be/n5rd5AXcEgU?...

I preferred when civ-mil stuff was one of those important-but-mostly-in-a-quiet-and-steady topics rather than (looks ominously at dumpster on fire) this

"Six weeks ago, we had the strongest economy, employment, and stock market in history. ..All gone in 30 days."

WYOMING: “Thank you, Madam chairman.” “I prefer ‘Mister’ chairman.” “Well you all voted preferred pronouns cannot be compelled speech.”

#teslatakedown I made some protest art.

I want to hide out here on the mountains and stay as far away from those fuckers as possible

Man what the fuck did we do lmao look at this shit

Hitler, who I do not support, never would have embraced genocide, which I also do not support, if the Weimar shitlibs hadn't tried so hard to deplatform him. by Glenn Greenwald

Being a Polly/ oh my golly

So I heard Elon got a bad penile transplant and came to the awful realization yes we are all living the plot of Dr. Strangelove

Wife’s coworker announced she’s leaving to join the Trump admin. I would have asked, so which one are you, drunk, traitor, or child trafficker? Wife somehow kept quiet, which is why she’s advanced much further up the ladder than I I suppose…

This story can't be repeated enough. The GOP is lined up behind the guy who is so incompetent that his quasi-gov't agency did this. They're confirming his highly questionable nominees & hurting the American people. And "accidentally"? It was stupidity, not accident. www.nbcnews.com/politics/dog...

DOGE can't back up its claims about how awesome DOGE is... - www.nbcnews.com/politics/dog... (Shades of Tesla Full but not full Self Driving only this time impacting the entire world not just roads near you where Tesla owners or fans do beta testing.)

The other website is pretty much done

indeed

If I see you driving a Cybertruck know that I will get in front of you and go really, really slowly. I did it to a man on the interstate this morning. 😇

Imagine being rich enough to do anything you want and choosing to take food and medicine from starving children to give yourself even more money.

That’s how you write a headline, people.

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I attempted to create a new account on Reddit but I guess they connected it to my old accounts via data sci witchery so that lasted thirty minutes

bravo

🙏 #TeslaTakedown Teslatakedown.com

I got banned from Reddit just for dreaming of a future upside down at the gas station moment for Elon and his puppy Trump

i do not understand why journalists remain on Twitter, where the US government is almost certainly reading their DMs whenever they want

looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.

ME: I got you some flowers, honey! MY BEE WIFE: (rolling her five eyes) Oh great, more work

Diversity Hurts No One

Termination notices going out this afternoon to more than 300 employees of the National Cancer Institute. Access likely ends today. Four weeks paid leave and that’s it. Strong power move for Team Cancer.

A plane owned by Vince Neil crashed on an Arizona runway. Is it time for Mötley Crüe to renounce DEI?

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Heartwarming Pfizer cancer commercial PS they get their best (and most profitable) ideas from the NIH

You can get your own Lumon Wellness Session, btw

First-wave fascism gave rise to artists like Ezra Pound and Céline. Who are the hot new artists associated with today's second-wave fascism?

"I promise, America will soon be the Cybertruck of countries—uglier than you could have imagined, built for rich chuds, borderline inoperable, and on fire."

nice jam you’ve got there, be a real shame if someone pumped it up

a good part of me thinks that in addition to everything else, the reason they are scrubbing these stories is they do not want disadvantaged kids to believe they can aspire to anything other than their designated “black” or “hispanic” or “woman” job

Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing

Any countries whose scientific research funding bodies are NOT currently under siege by their own national leadership would do very well announcing investments in bringing in foreign research talent right now

I need Americans to hate this administration the way Kendrick hates Drake so they can actually stand a chance of surviving