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oh you're going back in time to kill Hitler? half measure. I'm going back in time to make proto-indo-european Woke

working on an app that lets you bet on famous games throughout history

today everyone is a father

sick of surprising and delighting my customers. time to stymie and perplex them

starting a new trend of "get ready FOR me" videos that feature me lurking through high income neighborhoods in the dead of night

you're not lucid dreaming you're just boring

she doric on my ionic til i corinthian

more genres need to embrace the "spelling out the name of the song in the song" move

(suddenly aware of you staring at my "Self Suck Academy Alumni" sweatshirt) they have a pretty good English program

If Hideo Kojima can make Death Stranding all by himself there’s simply no excuse for other solo devs not to be making games on a similar scale

(cowboy spits) they called him the hanging judge. (squints, remembering) he was so fuckin chill...

people who claim to have served face constant struggle, often invisibly. glad we set aside one day (today) to honor their sacrifices

@killjamesbond.bsky.social does the argument "if you squint hard enough Rebel Ridge is a sort of a heist movie" carry any water?

"I'm a singer-thongwriter" - Sisqo

how about you switch 2 finding a job

median pnw home

noblesse oblige NUTS!

blood glucose was reading 88, worried it might be a groyper

losing-virginity truthers are always out here like "George W Bush and Dick Cheney sucked me off to completion!"

weaselly statement from York, but I also want to note that this is another case of something I've noticed more and more in online articles: fucking up quotation marks

hearing the foreman pull on the tail of the parrot steam whistle on friday afternoon before a 3 day weekend, i slide down the back of the brontosaurus i work on top of. the brontosaurus twitches its tail and i careen into a granite quarry pit, killing me instantly

bakery for millennial indie rock fans called ...and you will know us by the sale of bread

in data engineering ETL stands for Extract, Tanning, Laundry

we need a leftist cloth mother