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i tell every child i meet "your parents were going to name you Scooter until i convinced them not to"

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oh you're going back in time to kill Hitler? half measure. I'm going back in time to make proto-indo-european Woke

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

working on an app that lets you bet on famous games throughout history

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

today everyone is a father

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

sick of surprising and delighting my customers. time to stymie and perplex them

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

starting a new trend of "get ready FOR me" videos that feature me lurking through high income neighborhoods in the dead of night

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you're not lucid dreaming you're just boring

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she doric on my ionic til i corinthian

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

more genres need to embrace the "spelling out the name of the song in the song" move

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

(suddenly aware of you staring at my "Self Suck Academy Alumni" sweatshirt) they have a pretty good English program

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If Hideo Kojima can make Death Stranding all by himself there’s simply no excuse for other solo devs not to be making games on a similar scale

submitted 19 days ago • 41 comments

(cowboy spits) they called him the hanging judge. (squints, remembering) he was so fuckin chill...

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people who claim to have served face constant struggle, often invisibly. glad we set aside one day (today) to honor their sacrifices

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

@killjamesbond.bsky.social does the argument "if you squint hard enough Rebel Ridge is a sort of a heist movie" carry any water?

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"I'm a singer-thongwriter" - Sisqo

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how about you switch 2 finding a job

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

median pnw home

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noblesse oblige NUTS!

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

blood glucose was reading 88, worried it might be a groyper

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

losing-virginity truthers are always out here like "George W Bush and Dick Cheney sucked me off to completion!"

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

weaselly statement from York, but I also want to note that this is another case of something I've noticed more and more in online articles: fucking up quotation marks

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

hearing the foreman pull on the tail of the parrot steam whistle on friday afternoon before a 3 day weekend, i slide down the back of the brontosaurus i work on top of. the brontosaurus twitches its tail and i careen into a granite quarry pit, killing me instantly

submitted 33 days ago • 54 comments

bakery for millennial indie rock fans called ...and you will know us by the sale of bread

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