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computer science sceptile. 30. primarily he/him, but they/them is fine too. @Dryskale is my leez [bridged from https://meow.social/@leafygreens on the fediverse by https://fed.brid.gy/ ]
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[What would you call it if JK Rowling went to space?] AstroTERF

I'm going to travel the world, and in every town I stop in, I'm going to buy a bouquet of local flowers. That's right, I'm a Florist Tourist.

that's a hell of a pitch for a cookie #food

Speaking as a textile artist, people don't appreciate the value of cloth as much as they really ought to

"When you feel like giving up, Keep holding on, I know you're tough. I know you're strong, It won't be long, Keep holding on." -- Cheerleader, "The Quiet Life". One of my very favorite songs, and a message I feel like we all could use right now.

Courtesy of @pinksphinx.art , I present “Coyote Child is an entire mood for this year”

So anyway, I created an updated version of that XdanielArt chart that contains all the Adobe alternatives since there are a lot more now than there were back when that list was originally made, and Adobe has continued to get shittier and shittier.

The only kind of vibe coding I care about is the kind @qdot does

The existence of law firms imply the existence of law softs send toot

The only kind of vibe coding I care about is the kind @qdot does

"So the room must listen to me Filibuster vigilantly" -- They Might Be Giants, and also now Cory Booker

I'm going to travel the world, and in every town I stop in, I'm going to buy a bouquet of local flowers. That's right, I'm a Florist Tourist.

I was homeless when the Cat Distribution System recruited me. Camped under a bridge alongside the old canal, I shared my food and blanket with some homeless kittens. “You’re a good person” a voice said. I startled and clutched my blanket, backing up against the concrete. “Sorry to startle you […]

#Capitalism #70

Hey fedi, I need input on the best charity here. I want to know whether transrescue.org or translifeline.org are able to help best, or if I should go with "Lost-n-Found Youth" for trans kids, going likely with Atlanta.

Do you prefer your aceans with or without crust?

Everytime pup hood discourse comes up I take one step closer to buying one just to fuck with all of you.

"The storm can't grind the mountain down, it can only shift the stones." -- Danny Schmidt, "Stained Glass"

[Lewd joke] So I hooked up with a meteorologist recently. So we're having sex, and he's getting close, and all of a sudden he turns to me and says, "soon, may the weatherman cum". Later we went out and he bought me a bunch of sugar, tea, and rum, no idea what that was about.

every microblogging platform has its benefits and disadvantages. just figure out what works best for you and what your friends are looking for. or, if you're looking for new friends, pick the platform that you like to use. except if it's nostr. get the fuck off of nostr.

[Mentions a sex toy] Dildo Daggins would be a fantastic drag performer name, especially if they were short.

I have a wonderful slogan for Hims: “Just use Hims! It’s not hard!”

Fun fact! Multiples of 10 are considered "round numbers" because they all end with 0, which is the roundest number of all.

[Politics, word association, obfuscation] If we get to a point where the term "nazi" starts getting censored, perhaps we could start calling them twelves? Here's my process: nazi -> naught c -> 0c in hexadecimal -> 12 in decimal. 0c could also just as easily jump to 32f, if we wanted to […]

This article in the April issue of bon appetit may be of particular interest to denizens of gulp.cafe

In 2019, Iceland became one of the first countries to approve a four-day workweek. Here's how things have been going for them. 2021: "Trials of a four-day week in Iceland were an "overwhelming success"" https://www.bbc.com/news/business-57724779 2024: "Iceland’s economy is outperforming most […]

Born too late to be a fast talking wool pirate

The #fediverse! :blobcoffee: :queercat_trans:

[mild spoiler for blobun] the fucking fourth world in blobun is called Mt. Bophades goddamn it @roxy #Blobun

#furry #memes

linux users after realizing "swap" is "paws" backwards

[Lewd joke] Whoever it was who said "It's better to give than it is to receive" was definitely a top send toot

do not turn off the bus.

Fun etymology fact! The word "twilight" is derived from "twill-light," the dim light given off by twill fabric. It wasn't until 1806 that the modern twill-processing chemicals were introduced, allowing us to not glow all the time. The word, of course, lives on.

Well, after something like a 2 year break, I'm working on this sweater again. The pattern is "Plumose" by Laura Barkla on ravelry, and it's my first time doing Fair Isle. Of course, I finished the actual Fair Isle section before I took a break from the project […] [Original post on meow.social]