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While I Breathe, I Cope.
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the passion to write 13 paragraphs in response; the wisdom to delete 12

submitted 21 hours ago • 50 comments

I deleted the Taco Bell app and now I don’t have a Social Security number anymore

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Conservatives like Joe Rogan were all about eating bugs and locking people in various cramped pods back in the Fear Factor days. But the Republican voters conveniently don't remember all that 🙄.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

So patronizing when the dentist patiently explains how to floss. I'm not a baby who doesn't know how to do basic things. I'm a baby who doesn't wanna

submitted 2 days ago • 358 comments

The United States Constitution is a living document! It’s broken containment and is rampaging across the countryside!

submitted 11 days ago • 43 comments

Administering electric shocks to people in the adjacent room and hesitating when the screams get too loud. Thankfully there's an authority figure here reassuring me that it's ok to continue

submitted 13 days ago • 180 comments

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

There was a lot of argument over whether or not Kendrick Lamar would be allowed to call Drake a pedophile on live TV for this halftime show, but more shocking is that they let him tell the audience to "Turn this TV off" a dozen times.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Harrison Butker Announces He Can’t Kick If Women Are Watching. We're fading the Chiefs in Super Bowl LIX after Harrison Butker announced cannot and will not kick if girls are watching.

submitted 18 days ago • 375 comments

submitted 19 days ago • 6 comments

IN THE PLANETARIUM Astronomer: That little red dot is Mars, he rules war. Me: Very cool. Astronomer: And that sexy one there is Venus ... the things I would do to that planet.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

I think everyone should apologize for being so mean to .webp

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

until things get sorted out, all law school constitutional law classes should be replaced with a psychoanalyst lecture about the death drive

submitted 26 days ago • 16 comments

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