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Death Stranding 2 is a perfect game because within 2 hours you’ve respectfully walked beside ghost spiders, climbed multiple mountains, and assisted in the creation of bullets that can murder an alien god (you can now use these bullets)

It's true, here's froghorn.exe youtu.be/1BwDECuA0zs?...

I thought I didn't want to work, I thought I just wanted to bang on the drum all day, but 7 hours in I have to say this is unsustainable.

Tony Khan has the opportunity to do the funniest thing

Update: I found the little jerk hiding in some grass outside where I prime

the plague marine, as far as I can tell, is completely MIA and I have no idea how but a replacement is on its way

This whole, "sexual assault and harassment is bad when Trump does it, but ok when our side does it," is sending a really clear message that the old guard of Democratic leadership only cares about women when it's politically advantageous. www.politico.com/news/2025/06...

His body will lie in state at the Memphis airport for three days, then be delivered to its final resting place via Columbia, MO; Trenton, NJ; Springfield, MA; Charleston, SC; Bakersfield, CA; Trenton again for some reason; and will then register as "out for delivery" indefinitely.

I appear to have misplaced a plague marine

Great Finals tbh, cool to see the Thunder win it because I know the people there *love* their team and this has been a long time coming for them. But Indiana, man, haven’t seen a team that gritty in a long time. Not an ounce of quit in ‘em. Respect all the way and I hope Haliburton heals up fast

Reposting this again before the season ends

Pacers deserve all the credit in the world for fighting until the final buzzer

I don’t really feel one way or the other about the movie but it kinda sucks they’re calling it F1: THE MOVIE

i am BEGGING you before you pop off about paywalls to go to your local library's website and scroll through their digital resources. mine gives me access to NYT, WSJ, WaPo and if its linked with PressReader or a similar app, all the news magazines, sports, fashion, hobby etc. FOR FREE.

Oh man that sucks for Haliburton, awful

You need to put like three dudes on Haliburton

Alright, let’s go Thunder cuz I used to live there

Lots of people have been saying it

IIRC Miyamoto actually said exactly this anyway

MOBY DICK HARD ❌ Call me Ishmael. Some years ago—never mind how long precisely—having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world. EASY ✅ Ishy poor. Ishy bored. Ishy go fishy.

THE BELL JAR HARD ❌ It was a queer, sultry summer, the summer they electrocuted the Rosenbergs, and I didn't know what I was doing in New York EASY ✅ That summer was sizzling, and so were the Rosenbergs

He got traded to the Rockets today so let us celebrate one of the great athlete posters

Painting a Plague Marine team and not quite nailing it yet but I love that the overarching guideline is “go as gross and decrepit as possible”

at least he didn't do something truly reckless like try to forgive student loans

POPSTAR: what a masterpiece

*smashing pumpkins voice*

Tfw you’re a Disney Channel actor and an adult does something stupid

This is incredibly funny but, also, I hope everyone who is pro AI or a teacher that allows AI can see clear as day that the ultimate goal is to put the thumb on the scale of all of this shit. That's why they're forcing it on us. It's a joke.