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legitimate.guru
I am definitely legitimate. I am definitely a guru. Just look at my handle. Definitely an IT worker, wood worker, and parent.
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Trees are blooming and looking very pretty this year.

Feeling kind of personally attacked by the play list "Pop Hits for the Disenchanted" that was suggested but damn if it isn't great.

I feel like art is one of the few areas where a person can get rich without actively exploiting other people. There still shouldn’t be billionaire artists though.

as always when i talk about firearms: you shouldn't consider buying a gun if you struggle with suicidal ideation. 100% of you should take a stop the bleed course and have an IFAK you can carry. find such courses here www.stopthebleed.org/find-a-course/

Having ever worked for or snitched to ICE should from now on be the kind of thing you have to run away from. In ten years when antifascists out you as a former ICE agent it should be the kind of thing where you have to pack your bags, immediately move town, and change your and your family’s names

Printing a hydroponic tower for some veggies and peppers. Just have to find a base.

Gideon pretty much refuses to come in when temps are between 40 and 75.

an entire people is being deliberately starved to death

There was a definite look of betrayal when I couldn’t stop laughing.

Having the kind of year where I'm missing my uncle's funeral tomorrow to go get a chest x-ray because my body is just completely fucking with me lately.

Had to go into the office today and there are so many people talking I can’t get shit done. Just a constant background babbling.

Gilbert Fontaine de la Tour Dauterive is the best King of the Hill character. “Oh, I am more familiar with sinners than saints, my dear. And sinners always look good.”

Ohio Chick-fil-A owner allegedly drove 400 miles to abuse teen Mar 13, 2024 — Officials said the suspect, Stacy Lee Austin, admitted to the sexual acts and "was concerned about losing his job as owner

Excuse the dirty door, the animals refuse to wash their paws before they scratch at it. Oscar wanted out so bad.

Daddy daughter manicure day.

One of these days I’ll catch a break. Today is not that day. My dog sliced his paw open and I had to take him to the emergency vet. $1500 later he has stitches and cone of shame.

Really questioning the point of health insurance when they can just decide I don’t actually need the medication my doctor thinks I do.

Blood draw went good. She got it on the first try and no sign of bruising this time. I'm not even on blood thinners so I have no idea how last week I ended up with a giant bruise.

Wish me luck. Going to go redo a blood draw since they fucked up the one last week. Lets see if I can get out without a half dollar sized bruise on my arm this time.

Was listening to @jamieloftus.bsky.social's Sixteenth Minute and found out that Hamburger Helper had a mix tape. Which lead me to Wendy's mix tape. Not sure how I missed these happening.

Didn’t realize how out of shape I was until I was trying to keep up with two 7 year olds at a children’s museum. I swear they ran everywhere and didn’t do anything in a logical order. Why do exhibits next to each other when you can go 1st floor, 4th floor, 2nd floor?

Was looking for some happiness this morning and remembered Survival Research Laboratories. Turns out they are still around and doing things. The pitching machine still haunts my dreams and is 100% what I think about when I think about table saw kickback.

I read the words of our Palestinian colleague Rasha Abou Jalal from Gaza and I feel such shame that the world is allowing this to happen; that the U.S., under Democrats and Republicans, facilitates this campaign of terror. Read Rasha’s full report 🔽 www.dropsitenews.com/p/palestinia...

Took the kiddo to her first hockey game last night. Minnesota Frost sadly lost to the Sirens.

Tucked the dog in for his nap.

Did your Democratic senator betray you yesterday by voting to give Trump more power to dismantle the federal government? Let them know you’re outraged by their decision to cave to extreme GOP demands, and that they’ve got some work to do to win back your trust: indivisible.org/resource/tel...

My daughter finally learned how to snap her fingers and is now snapping her fingers when she wants things. She is cruising for a grounding at this rate :)

PLEASE, if you have a Democratic senator on this list, call NOW. Vote is likely TODAY. A staff person will answer, ask your name & address to confirm you are constituent and ask what you’re calling about. Just say, “Vote no on the House spending bill. We need a bipartisan solution.” #MomSky

🚨 We need you to call your Democratic senator ASAP if their name is on this list. Tell your senator you will have their back if they do the right thing and vote NO on the extreme MAGA spending bill that would give Trump more power to dismantle the federal government: indivisible.org/resource/cal...

If you build it they will come.

I started giggling like a 10 year old when I read it.

Sometimes I am fairly certain I have ADHD. Was cleaning bathrooms than got distracted by dishes. Then the dog wanted out. Then I gave the cats their flea and tick stuff and then wet food. I started to get ready to sweep and vacuum and then realized that I still hadn’t finished the half bath.

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Gosh. How was the CEO dressed? Was he wearing an expensive suit? A fancy watch paid for with denied claims? Was he asking for it?