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Everyone look at this perfect angel who is perfect and NOT an accurate representation of how an animal behaves on an X-ray table lol But she’s doing great and I love her, thank you Risa

"Open the window, Janice, bit of a situation here"

He's gone up there to yell at me

This is Donut. He wanted to pop out and say hi. Wondering where your personal chauffeur is. Said you can borrow his, if you'd like. 13/10

I want politics to be about a better everyday life. Here's what that can look like:

I love this man so much.

Hear no evil, hear all evil, hear some evil.

This is Alan. He just tried his first strawberry. Loved it so much he couldn't imagine wasting a single bite. 12/10

This is Autumn. She was born without one paw. Gets along just fine with three, but still sometimes uses a prosthetic leg when she wants to blend in. 13/10

Today's #TeslaTakedown in Nottingham.

My signs for today's #teslatakedown protest in #Nottingham

Alright, thanks to my fiance (!!!) @gullivertruffle.bsky.social, we FINALLY have a video of Smol Paul's HERRO noise, as well as a DOUBLE YEET If I wasn't already marrying this man...

Yeet on command! #SmolPaul

This feels like a four-panel comic #smolpaul

Huh

I like when people wear shirts with their favorite band or movie on them. They should make shirts for more general stuff like "sitting down" or "garlic bread"

It is always darkest before the boys are back in town

hey so, uh, if you have always wanted to support a Canadian AND get a cool shirt for it, perhaps you would like to know that my shop updated shop.roxiqt.com 🦝

i’m losing my shit at this

If magic isn’t real how do you explain me paying $5,000 for magic beans

My UFC walkout song would be "Thank You for Being a Friend"

There you are, the last dinosaur, staring up at the sky. The stars are so beautiful tonight, you think. And so big. So very very big.

Sorry I missed your wedding something came up

“Use your words,” I say. The bear continues to attack me

combination taco bell/victoria's secret

Follow your dreams. Track their movements. Kill them before they destroy you

Aries: Things are looking up! Unfortunately, that's because you're in hell and there is no other direction to look.

I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes

Trans people, as a class, are not hurting anybody. Republicans, as a class, have a long list of people they intend to hurt — and it’s a matter of time before your name or the name of someone you care about winds up on it.

Elon Musk has been a walking SEC violation for a decade and no one cared. The entire Trump era could have been avoided if the US took white collar crime anywhere near as seriously as it does low level drug crime.

Bunsen and Bernoulli 💕 (with Beaker in the background)

jessica.substack.com/p/georgia-wo...

This is Zoey. She was so asleep that the post-nap big stretch included her mind, body, and soul. 12/10

Donald Trump has a meltdown and refuses to answer a question from a Washington Post reporter about whether or not Putin disrespected him by attacking Ukraine. "You've lost a lot of credibility."

Guess who’s Very Mad at me because I gave him a bath and cleaned his house.

You know how long it takes for a tortoise to get everything Exactly where he wants it?!? And you just moved it all?!? Rude.

Fascism is here. The list of words Trump is banning from government is the most stunning document of our time. Click the image below to see how many words Trump and Musk have canceled as part of their new Reich. 🔗: www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

👋 Hey Kids!!! Get ready to either laugh uproariously or sob inconsolably, cuz it's time for either the SUNDAY FUNNIES or the TRUTHFUL TRAGEDIES, depending on your own personal point-of-view. #Enjoy 🤣 (or) #Despair 😩

We need more people like Frankie in the world.

My God. And Trump wants to eliminate The Department of Education. 🤦🏻‍♀️

What an incredibly unsettling slogan.

"You're not supposed to be asking that question ... that's enough" -- Trump gets mad at and shuts down a reporter who tries to ask him about reported clashes between Musk and Rubio

There's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo, and it's worth fighting for

lol, from UK satirical magazine Private Eye

This is Bowser. He thought the doorstop was a back scratcher at first, but then realized it is actually an enemy. 12/10