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Half real, half fiction, all kinds of messed up. I refuse to become what you call normal. Deadpan snarker. Cinnamon roll. Kind. Blog: lemmiecaution.net Random Playlists: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCmG0W8gCN092J81qDm8Mhg Withnail = Goals
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worth saying again these these unilateral cuts are illegal. neither trump nor musk has the authority to unilaterally slash appropriated funds.

submitted 134 days ago • 458 comments

If you’re an LGB without the T/Q person, block me and fuck off.

submitted 135 days ago • 24 comments

ATTN FEDERAL WORKERS: I’ll say this again: download all your SF-50s, performance evals, and your eOPF. Now. Print hard copies. And make sure you file an informal grievance with your supervisor within 15 days of any adverse action. Here is a template: www.muellershewrote.com/p/informal-g...

submitted 135 days ago • 322 comments

Happy Valentine's Day, you goddamn jerk. Fuck you. I still love you. - Marwood

submitted 135 days ago • 0 comments

A beautiful fluffy baby

submitted 146 days ago • 3 comments

Hey what ever happened to the "really scary" drone sightings

submitted 148 days ago • 0 comments

The tiny pocket in jeans is for guitar picks. Why is this controversial

submitted 150 days ago • 7 comments

Have been clenching my jaw so hard and for so long I've got a headache and a sore neck. Someone take me to the dark web so I can get Ketamine.

submitted 151 days ago • 0 comments

Frequently wishing my parents had stayed in Canada a little longer so I could've been born there.

submitted 154 days ago • 0 comments

So this isn’t INACCURATE but I feel like this dvd case is……..misleading

submitted 155 days ago • 2 comments

Really fun that I get to "find out" because other people thought it would be good to fuck around

submitted 157 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 157 days ago • 1 comment

I forgot to have sex for about 15 years. I can't remember if I miss it or not

submitted 160 days ago • 0 comments

Today, honor a King, not a Felon. #mlkday2025

submitted 160 days ago • 867 comments

ME: Oh no David Lynch died. COWORKER: who’s that? ME: a great director. CW: of product management?

submitted 163 days ago • 9 comments

Feeling a little broken because while I've seen most of David Lynch's work, it never affected me in any way. I can't really think if there's any movie or director that ever made me feel some kind of way.

submitted 163 days ago • 0 comments

A nice thing people don't talk about enough is the coincidence of hearing a word at the same time you happen to be reading it

submitted 171 days ago • 22 comments

I would elaborate if I hadn't already forgotten what I just said.

submitted 171 days ago • 12 comments

*Shakespeare leaving a leather bar* [Exit, pursued by a bear]

submitted 172 days ago • 8 comments

okay now that there’s a bunch of new people coming over from Facebook: Go to Settings > Accessibility > turn on “always require alt text” It’s a little bit of extra effort that enables people with visual or certain cognitive disabilities to feel welcome and partake in whatever you’re posting :)

submitted 172 days ago • 18 comments

It's funny that people have trouble understanding asexual relationships when cats are right there. You got two cats, they hang out. Nap atop each other, share meals together, sometimes watch each other poop, etc. Generally enjoying coexisting with each other unless they must now battle.

submitted 174 days ago • 4 comments

My heart has been replaced by a potato

submitted 173 days ago • 0 comments

I am having the worst burnout but I don't know what to do. How do you take a break from basically doing nothing?

submitted 176 days ago • 1 comment

FIRST PIZZA OF 2025

submitted 179 days ago • 0 comments

Today will be spent standing on the coffee table and announcing the firsts of the year. For example, I have bellowed "FIRST COFFEE OF THE YEAR" and now I am bellowing "FIRST SKEET OF THE YEAR" Begin as you mean to go on.

submitted 179 days ago • 0 comments

Cellphones sans headphones will never be as bad as a bus full of this

submitted 180 days ago • 0 comments

I have a face for radio and a voice for mime.

submitted 181 days ago • 0 comments

I would love to see a bunch of musical artists and celebrities put on a nationally televised tribute concert for Pres. Jimmy Carter on inauguration day with all proceeds going to Habitat for Humanity.

submitted 182 days ago • 2037 comments

Mom, I'm scared. Can you come pick me up?

submitted 182 days ago • 6 comments

Fighting a malignant millionaire CEO has brought me and my family on the verge of a very real bankruptcy. This is not a drill, I genuinely need your help. Please, take a look at my fundraiser and share it if you can. www.gofundme.com/f/help-disco...

submitted 199 days ago • 32 comments

If you press the bottom of the cylinder, her legs collapse

submitted 184 days ago • 112 comments