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I’ll fuck anything that talks (🟥🟪🟦) and my hobbies are getting beat up by a crowd while occasionally tossed onstage. I play the same video games as i did in middle school and will never die. Give me lame puns and i’ll kiss you with tongue.
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submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

Russia invaded Ukraine unprovoked. Their forces killed tens of thousands of civilians including friends of mine. I stand with the people of Ukraine to defend their rights, their freedom, and their lives Disgusted by my country, which seems to operate now entirely based on greed

submitted 106 days ago • 10 comments

Theres this random 80s band headlining the pre-show at a festival im going to and their #1 song on spotify is literally just a worse version of 2 minutes to midnight by iron maiden

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

This app is weird bc on one hand theres no nazis like there are on twitter and no incel gooners like there are on reddit, but every time i follow someone its russian roulette of them having some weird terminally-online take like “if you volunteer at animal shelters you’re a fascist” or smth

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

It may not be cool or hip in some circles, but we legitimately do need a massive amount of people to run for office. Flood the school boards, councils, county seats, state legislatures, Congress, etc. Big changes at the top happen when the ground shifts at the bottom. And that can start now.

submitted 112 days ago • 2172 comments

Holy shit dude sanctified is such a groovy song its such a fucking workout but the slap bass is crazy fun

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

Damn i just got horny looking at my own pics

submitted 112 days ago • 2 comments

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

After that plane literally flipped upside down after smashing into the runway and 100% of people survived, I hope every person who ever said “what’s even the point of seatbelts on a plane” feels like a real doof.

submitted 115 days ago • 788 comments

She depositin on my sediment till I metamorph

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

I love taking the best parking spot and then just sitting in my car on my phone while the parking lot’s full, makes me feel like Marie Antoinette with an angry mob about to set my car on fire

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

Shawty like a melody in my head bc i got a fukn headache and she wont stfu

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

Joining a new social media sucks, i think all the cool and interesting people should just come to me directly and save me the trouble frfr

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

I’m missing this giant cuddly tank of a boy, he crossed over to the other side last weekend

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

Hello chat

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments