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“we get a standalone vote on an amendment that will 100% fail so that we can pretend we tried” is maybe the single most infuriating “tactic” Dems use and exhibit A in why Schumer needs to go embarrassing and disqualifying

577 days of genocide. There are babies who would've been children. Children who would've been teenagers. Teenagers that would've been adults. Adults that would've been parents. Parents who would've been grandparents. All exterminated because of who they're born as by the evil that is Israel.

NEW: @documentedny.bsky.social reports on yet ANOTHER case of a young man with no criminal record in any country who Trump imprisoned without trial or due process in El Salvador on March 15 — Ángel, an UberEats driver living with his childhood best friend in the Bronx when he was arrested.

my endorsement for any democratic presidential candidate who promises to send the entire DOGE team to prison

So glad that comedy is legal again

"The democrats refuse to act but I demand you support them" is a bizarrely common kind of person

A second kid just died of measles.

this is absolutely true and we are not prepared for it the boardgame industry is capital-f Fucked, as one example - there simply are not any alternative manufacturers many folks can shift to in order to stop going under and that sort of thing doesn't come back easily even if the tariffs go down

Maybe Elon actually is a real gamer. Not much is more Gamer® than streaming yourself sucking ass to a bunch of people telling you to kill yourself while you listen to music made by the girl that doesn't want to fuck you.

tomorrow is going to be a generational “this you?” day for dunking on conservatives online who promised everyone everything would be okay

NEW 🧵 A quick thread of charts showing how Trump’s economic agenda is going so far: 1) US consumers are reacting very very negatively. These are the worst ratings for any US government’s economic policy since records began.

No, the Democratic Party isn't losing because it's Too Woke:

Food Stamps: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/food-st...

THREAD: Last year, ProPublica started receiving tips from an unusual kind of source: flight attendants. They said they'd worked on deportation flights for ICE, and they could tell us what it was really like on board. 1/

Is it a war crime to execute 15 paramedics and rescue workers one by one ? Much of the West wants you to believe that it depends on whether you're Israel. www.theguardian.com/world/2025/m...

"Some people will say that words like scum and rotten are wrong for Objective Journalism - which is true, but they miss the point. It was the built-in blind spots of the Objective rules and dogma that allowed Nixon to slither into the White House in the first place." - Thompson, "He Was A Crook"

The US is a frog in a boiling pot and it's wild watching initiatives to beat an authoritarian oligarch with words. They're disappearing people in little vans for protesting a genocide they plan in secret chats without oversight while a billionaire destroys your courts which they ignore until he does

They're the same picture.

if you were one of the 30k+ who followed @kotaku.bsky.social here and kept up with our work there, i'm sad to say we were ordered from on high to shut down the staff-run account in favor of an automated one that The Company set up that has like, 500 followers. Clown shit.

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you know what’s fucking fascinating? like absolutely fascinating? despite the unbelievable whirring of the consent manufacturing machine from politico, nyt, wapo, fox news, THE PEAKS OF FAVORABILITY FOR THIS MAN SEEM TO BE THE DAYS HE LED AN OPPOSITION PARTY THAT STOOD UP FOR TRANS PEOPLE.

I’ve been thinking about this tweet a lot recently

talk of the democrats trying to fund a whole bunch of media outlets/figures to compete with the right seems absurd to me. hiring more salespeople when they have nothing to sell. no big policies, no future vision. whatever their message, it will die the moment it stops being paid for

I'm here you fuckaas bitch

I have shared this story, this thread, before - but I think given the state of the world, it's worth telling once again. Maybe it can help, especially if like me, you make art, and you wonder what the use of all of it is right now.

I need y'all to sit with this headline and understand what is being done to our community. They're trying to criminalize our very existence. This is a campaign of eradication. www.nbcnews.com/nbc-out/rcna...

Tesla owners are stuck in a hell of their own making: aftermath.site/tesla-owner-mu...

[journalists while absolutely fucking seething] AND HE HAS CINEMATIC SEX VIDEOS. THAT ARE BEAUTIFULLY FILMED. WITH A HUGE DICK. AND IT'S ROMANTIC. GRRRRR HE'S EVIL

I support and am happy the party came together to stop this. However, this is what they should be doing on EVERYTHING. I’ve said it before and I’ll keep saying it - we are in an existential crisis as a country. We’re either going to emerge as Americans, or as something else.