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I'm so sick of Congress I could vomit.
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Derik Queen is good. That’s all.

I need my man @elienyc.bsky.social on Substack. I have my money ready for you, friend.

Dan Crenshaw, and his ilk, are dipshits who are going to get us killed.

Larry David has a chance to do some seriously spiteful shit and just reshoot Curb and replace Cheryl with someone else and call it Curb Your Enthusiasm (Larry’s version).

Goodbye, Republic My old friend

Other than that, Mrs Zelensky, how was the play?

The fact that The Free Press thinks this is a “cancel culture” issue is really all you need to know about The Free Press and its raison d’être.

I can’t stop humming: Elons in the sky While we’re dying To Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds And that’s for no one. Please make it stop.

Picked a hell of a time to bring a kid into this world.

@mcuban.bsky.social didn’t realize you let DOGE run the MAVS. My goodness.

So, Dem leadership is just going to…do what? Is this how we just dissolve almost 250 years of the greatest experiment in governance? At the fucking hands of The Apprentice host? THE FUCKING APPRENTICE HOST?

Time and again, these horrific tragedies provide a silver lining in that we see the absolute best of us in those who are on the ground responding to dangerous situations. I am grateful for them.

The tiniest hat tip to Fox News for not airing Gutfeld! and having an actual news host. Literally the lowest of bars.

Anybody else hope Abby Phillip and CNN have Scott Jennings in to tell us that the accident in Philly was due to DIE sorry DEI? Such important work CNN is doing.

The competence in response from the mayor of Philadelphia as well as the Governor of Pennsylvania to the tragedy in North Philly to the response from the White House to the tragedy on the Potomac is remarkable. We are being led at the national level by the worst people.

i just cannot get over how much the administration’s response to the crash shows a profound disrespect for the lives of the people they are supposed to serve

Chuck Grassley’s staff is ostensibly committing elder abuse. Term (or age) limits, please.

Super important work they’re doing over at The Free Press. (Please understand this is sarcasm by me.)

Please, please, please find a way to get Schumer out of the way @schatz.bsky.social @chrismurphyct.bsky.social @corybooker.com he is not equipped to handle this moment.

Can we just have a day that doesn’t involve a deeply sad news story? The investigation must be the priority the minute this changes and is no longer a search and rescue mission. Americas heart breaks with the families and loved ones of those impacted.

Ah, shit. I’m too old to care about college sports anymore but Juju Reese is going to make me really care again. #GoTerps

Sen Tim Kaine (D-VA) speech about Trump Admin. "buyout" idea for federal workers "He's tricked hundreds of people with that offer. If you accept that offer and resign, he'll stiff you just like he stiffed the contractors. He doesn't have any authority to do this. Do not be fooled by this guy"

If you're struggling financially due to government fuckery or for any reason really and you need infant formula talk to your pediatrician we can hook you up and don't like to ask questions.

The American Taliban has arrived in the form of MAGA.