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lemurdank.bsky.social
Any pronouns| Fighting games, Rythm games and card games(?)| Homura apologist| NSFW| 26|Bi| SFW: @cardlemur.bsky.social | https://linktr.ee/lemurdank
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This is now the median voter’s opinion on gun violence honestly

submitted 3 hours ago • 3 comments

little sister that wears her big sister's oversized hoodie when she's not around because it smells like big sis and makes her feel warm and fuzzy x big sister that wears her little sister's big fluffy cardigan when she's not around for the exact same reason

submitted 2 hours ago • 2 comments

Before going for a vasectomy I was told to shave. I used clippers but had to take off the guard to get closer in some areas. I nicked my scrotum so badly the doctor used the wound to pull out one of my tubes.

submitted 13 hours ago • 18 comments

Today's favourite bit of pointless 40k lore: It's specified in their daily routine from White Dwarf 97 that Ultramarines take their morning shit at 6:00-6:30AM.

submitted 22 hours ago • 19 comments

important context about the concentration camps in el salvador:

submitted 2 hours ago • 181 comments

Aurora getting HANDLED Commission I got from @goolee.bsky.social

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

obtuse maleghast memes

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

fully crazymaking that andrew cuomo is polling so well, but what's even more baffling is he's doing it without not even campaigning on anything. his entire pitch is "i'm still a sex pest. and i'm back btw"

submitted 12 hours ago • 22 comments

Foreign Friends with Travel Plans to the U.S. for Conventions: A bit back I said you should maybe reconsider those plans. I would like to amend my prior statement. Cancel them. Cancel them now. We cannot keep you safe from our own government. Take your holiday in Spain or something.

submitted 4 hours ago • 128 comments

its my bedtime and instead of going to bed im playing MALEGHAST

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

hey the cringe store called. their latest shipment is stuck in customs. can you spot them a few of your bluesky posts

submitted 7 hours ago • 29 comments

Blood West v4.3.0 is here and brings with it NEW features, NEW music, NEW achievements, plenty of fixes and improvements and it's now Steam Deck Verified!

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

"gender equality in space tourism" is not something anyone has asked for, ever, at any time

submitted 8 hours ago • 8 comments

Never give up on your dreams.

submitted 6 hours ago • 73 comments

When i am president i will unconstitutionally deport straggots. Ice and tsa will monitor social media for straggot thought and arrest these perverts at the border

submitted 8 hours ago • 2 comments

Last year meme thing. Figured I will post it here too.

submitted 6 hours ago • 26 comments

NEW EPISODE we talk about the teehee pill and the ‘treatler’ phenomena with the homie @aintershow.bsky.social spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/4k5t... youtube: youtu.be/NhNmvGbKGb4?...

submitted 9 hours ago • 6 comments

🌸Spring Fest♡ Pearl&Marina🌸🫧

submitted 5 days ago • 12 comments

No sleep for Kaname Date 🌙✨ #AITSF

submitted 8 hours ago • 5 comments

Our genetically modified supergenius otters, known for their cuteness, have not taken their handlers hostage. They're just going about their day as normal, certainly not running the zoo's social media.

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Introducing Chroma, our powerful colorblind simulation tool, now open to everyone! Discover how it works, and try it for yourself: https://ubi.li/DYT5U

submitted 8 hours ago • 3 comments

It's in the way

submitted 7 hours ago • 11 comments

Go fash lose cash

submitted 6 hours ago • 31 comments

what

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

I get the skepticism and hostility towards luxury bags but I would not uncritically repost the claims of random tiktok trying to sell bootleg bags by stoking those feelings all of those freelancer middlemen selling access to Chinese factories, that's not well meaning advice that's a sales pitch

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

drop it!

submitted 147 days ago • 16 comments

why they returned so fast

submitted 6 hours ago • 32 comments

okay so because my brain is massive I chose who I want to play in MALEGHAST based on the soundtrack and this is my offical ranking SSS Steeple wracks 1 carcass 2 Igorri 3 abhorers 4 deadsovls 5 Gargamox 6 Goregrinders

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

They're celebrating Charlotte's birthday today, but it looks like they'll have another one to celebrate soon

submitted 8 hours ago • 6 comments

Saw a very cute dog on the bus my day has been made significantly better

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

The soundtrack of armoured core 5 has this great reccuring leitmotiv of a noise like grinding metal, it really sells the more grungy feel of the game compared to its predicessors

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

🐇🤍🍑

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

im salivating 😭 i dont know why

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

Blaze the Warrior (Dragon quest 3 version)

submitted 11 hours ago • 2 comments

Momma 🍑 Emma Frost #MarvelRivals

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

last night i rewrote Pink Pony Club to be about end-to-end encrypted messaging apps in case you're wondering how i'm doing lately

submitted 12 hours ago • 5 comments

submitted 16 hours ago • 39 comments

shadow doodles

submitted 1 day ago • 12 comments

little sister who gets irritable and bashful when she hasn't had any kisses from her big sister in a while (she is trying to hide her severe anxiety over the idea that her sister could abandon her at any moment (she would never))

submitted 19 hours ago • 2 comments

just narrowly avoided a truly splendid kitchen misshap as I nearly took a sip from a mug that contained not my coffee but the soy and sesame marinade I'm about to dunk some soft boiled eggs into

submitted 12 hours ago • 2 comments

Just pic up a pencil and draw, learn, make mistakes and have fun 🫠 #starterpacknoai #comic

submitted 14 hours ago • 15 comments

エレン～🩱 (再掲) #zzzero #ゼンゼロ

submitted 13 hours ago • 3 comments

this tweet was satire and now they're just doing it for real

submitted 1 day ago • 11 comments

does she even know she’s alive

submitted 20 hours ago • 4 comments

oh hold on so when Nero "fiddled while Rome burned" he was meant to be playing an instrument??? i've always assumed he was meant to have been procrastinating

submitted 14 hours ago • 16 comments

Urotsuki cake #yume2kki #ゆめ2っき #ynfg

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

MOOooooooo 💜

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment