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lemurtariffwarrior.bsky.social
We’ve got better things to do than fight unjust tariffs, but we’ll make time, especially if it means defending Madagascar. It’s going to cut into our nap and snack schedules, but there’s always time for fighting the good fight, and causing good trouble.
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Our cousin the aye-aye has an exceptionally long middle finger. They want to help, and offer their hand as the official symbol of the #HandsOff movement. Because sometimes a long middle finger says it all.

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The whole poop-throwing thing isn’t really our bag. But if going to war, all options are on the table. *rolls out the trebuchet*

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We will not be renamed MAGAgascar!! *raises fists in defiance*

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

Not every bad person gets their just desserts. But to cover our bases we're pooping in his McDonald's apple pie. #handsoff

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We've got the numbers. #HandsOff

submitted 16 hours ago • 83 comments

You guys are ruining the fall of civilization for me

submitted 17 hours ago • 14 comments

This is one of the most touching kindest messages I’ve ever heard at a time where Americans are really hurting. The person in this video is on Bluesky @whumpitup.bsky.social and give him a follow. Thank you so much for your beautiful message. If you haven’t seen this video it’s a must watch 👇👇👇👇👇

submitted 1 day ago • 155 comments

Not every bad person gets their just desserts. But to cover our bases we're pooping in his McDonald's apple pie. #handsoff

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

We're all on the same rock, spinning through the same space. So I find it really annoying that I can't fart in New Zealand, and cropdust a golf course in Florida.

submitted 20 hours ago • 1 comment

Btw. If you are weighing up the choice, pass on the whole tariff back to the US, it’s their problem, not ours. Sorry US people.

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Normally today would be a laid-back, munch on a few bags of gummy bears kind of day (like every day). But cheering for all you fantastic, protesting patriots is much, much better.❤️ #HandsOff

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"No incidents." Remember that. You know there will be lie upon lie from the orange team. 🍊🤡

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Follow the money and see where it goes. Elon Musk was just awarded a $5.9 billion taxpayer-funded SpaceX contract by Trump—the largest in a new package of space deals. Trump ensured Musk got the money, fully aware he’s facing “steep personal cost.”

submitted 1 day ago • 140 comments

Sorry we didn’t speak at any rallies today. But to be honest, we have indoor voices. Just know we have your backs, as you have ours!!💪💪❤️✊✊

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This is really great!

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We will not be renamed MAGAgascar!! *raises fists in defiance*

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Thanks to a certain man, everyone knows we exist now. Due to perceived weakness, we’re getting delegation demands on renaming our smaller McDonald Island: Scotland: MacDonald Island Australia: Vegemite Isle US: McDonald Island of America Russia: It was always “Russia Island” since 1321 when..

submitted 22 hours ago • 37 comments

If it comes down to it, we will accept a cheer-off challenge. WE WON’T CRY WE WON’T GROVEL BACK OFF THESE TARIFFS OR WE’LL HIT YOU WITH A SHOVEL. (Well, at least our outfits will look good.)

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Absolutely proud of you all! HUG! So far, 3.1 million protesters counted today — that’s nearly 1% of the U.S. population! Photos are flooding social media everywhere. Still waiting on more numbers to come in.

submitted 1 day ago • 925 comments

To the world: We are fighting back. Our movement has been silenced by the media here—but we are not backing down. This is what our streets looked like across multiple cities. Tomorrow, there will be more of us! Raise a glass to freedom. —With love, Your American allies.

submitted 23 hours ago • 1920 comments

History is important.

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The road to fascism is paved with bitches telling you “it’s not that serious”

submitted 1 day ago • 220 comments

Lemurs come in gray and stripes (thank you very much), and black & white, and brown and black. You already know the penguin combos. But there’s no orange in the bunch. Maybe that’s his issue.

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Notice he didn’t hit the hedgehogs with any tariffs. Wimp.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Thank you @weriseupagain.bsky.social for including us!💙 We're small, but loud.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Maybe he's dressed to negotiate with the penguins of @heardislandgov.bsky.social Or maybe he's about to eat fish sticks. Can't wait to see what he wears when he's heading over here.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

go.bsky.app/LEYmMG7

submitted 1 day ago • 46 comments

I have never shopped at Walmart, so I can't boycott them. But what a great idea! Make it real because so far they have not seen a significant decline in revenue due to the boycott. So if you can, boycott more... www.newsweek.com/nationwide-w...

submitted 2 days ago • 38 comments

The folks on here with usernames with “furry” in them are just the nicest supporters of our Government, they must huge island poli fans!!

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Penguins love a bit of felony.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Kind of incredible how much Trumpism really is just a dumber version of Pat Buchanan’s shtick.

submitted 1 day ago • 538 comments

Fast coming to believe the theory that "Earth" is a video sim game being played by bored alien kids.

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

All those Republican cowards who’ve been so scared of Donald Trump are now realizing that they should have been afraid of their actual voters instead.

submitted 4 days ago • 152 comments