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We’ve got better things to do than fight unjust tariffs, but we’ll make time, especially if it means defending Madagascar. It’s going to cut into our nap and snack schedules, but there’s always time for fighting the good fight, and causing good trouble.
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Pac-Man's showing his age

submitted 22 hours ago • 3 comments

We love all you hard of sight followers, but please be nice to others on Bluesky who struggle with Alt Text or we’ll be forced to describe images with ASCII style characters only __ (‘v') <( )> ^^ ^^ __ ___( o)> \ <_. ) `---'

submitted 1 day ago • 19 comments

So much of this would be funny if it was funny.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Doug always identified as a penguin. Generally kind, but fierce when necessary. And the whole black and white thing.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

This is what it sounds like when Trumps cry.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

If Republicans can post Trump with muscles, then I can post him like this. which is closer to reality.

submitted 1 day ago • 16 comments

If it comes down to it, we will accept a cheer-off challenge. WE WON’T CRY WE WON’T GROVEL BACK OFF THESE TARIFFS OR WE’LL HIT YOU WITH A SHOVEL. (Well, at least our outfits will look good.)

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

The whole poop-throwing thing isn’t really our bag. But if going to war, all options are on the table. *rolls out the trebuchet*

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Our cousin the aye-aye has an exceptionally long middle finger. They want to help, and offer their hand as the official symbol of the #HandsOff movement. Because sometimes a long middle finger says it all.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Is this a face you want to wake up to at 3am, as it hovers over your pillow? Our enemies think it's rough now, but they've never been ruffed. Especially by this guy, "Hangry Joe." #HandsOff #LemurFierce

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Some call us 'scrappy,' but trust me, after we eat a gummy bear, there are no scraps left- only a fine mist. And maybe some fond memories, because them guys are delicious. #LemurFierce

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submitted 2 days ago • 178 comments

Her: Hey, what are you up to? Me: [covered in cookie and chip crumbs] Working out.

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

There's nothing louder than deafening silence.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

It's a little offensive that storms get chased more than me, and I'm only half as dramatic.

submitted 7 days ago • 11 comments

*kidnaps you and makes you rub my feet all day

submitted 24 days ago • 13 comments

How much vodka do I have to drink before I become a Russian citizen?

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.

submitted 2 days ago • 1122 comments

In this world, it’s more difficult to be good people, and take the high road. But we are, and we do. It will take longer, but we must fix all of this, and strive to make things even better than they were- for everyone. Plus, the high road means we can more easily crap on their heads.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Over 5 Million people took to the streets in protest. And the media outlets sent out 1 reporter from the local high school paper. #HandsOff #FailureOfThePress

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Our cousin the aye-aye has an exceptionally long middle finger. They want to help, and offer their hand as the official symbol of the #HandsOff movement. Because sometimes a long middle finger says it all.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

The whole poop-throwing thing isn’t really our bag. But if going to war, all options are on the table. *rolls out the trebuchet*

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submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

We've got the numbers. #HandsOff

submitted 2 days ago • 94 comments

You guys are ruining the fall of civilization for me

submitted 2 days ago • 14 comments

This is one of the most touching kindest messages I’ve ever heard at a time where Americans are really hurting. The person in this video is on Bluesky @whumpitup.bsky.social and give him a follow. Thank you so much for your beautiful message. If you haven’t seen this video it’s a must watch 👇👇👇👇👇

submitted 4 days ago • 178 comments

Not every bad person gets their just desserts. But to cover our bases we're pooping in his McDonald's apple pie. #handsoff

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

We're all on the same rock, spinning through the same space. So I find it really annoying that I can't fart in New Zealand, and cropdust a golf course in Florida.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Normally today would be a laid-back, munch on a few bags of gummy bears kind of day (like every day). But cheering for all you fantastic, protesting patriots is much, much better.❤️ #HandsOff

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

"No incidents." Remember that. You know there will be lie upon lie from the orange team. 🍊🤡

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Follow the money and see where it goes. Elon Musk was just awarded a $5.9 billion taxpayer-funded SpaceX contract by Trump—the largest in a new package of space deals. Trump ensured Musk got the money, fully aware he’s facing “steep personal cost.”

submitted 3 days ago • 148 comments

Sorry we didn’t speak at any rallies today. But to be honest, we have indoor voices. Just know we have your backs, as you have ours!!💪💪❤️✊✊

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

This is really great!

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submitted 3 days ago • 150 comments

We will not be renamed MAGAgascar!! *raises fists in defiance*

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Thanks to a certain man, everyone knows we exist now. Due to perceived weakness, we’re getting delegation demands on renaming our smaller McDonald Island: Scotland: MacDonald Island Australia: Vegemite Isle US: McDonald Island of America Russia: It was always “Russia Island” since 1321 when..

submitted 3 days ago • 37 comments