leomayberry.bsky.social
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My mom pretending she just doesn't want to use her Roku when she's not able to remember how to operate the cable remote is definitely the same bad as the old man down the street that poisons cats.
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If anyone knows the whereabouts of this asshole, we need to interrogate him.
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Laser focusing even further, but not so specifically as to actually remove either Biden's or Adams' groinal area cancers... because I'm not here to fix anything, only dictate degrees of how much you (our reader) should be concerned about one vs. the other.
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Just didn't pay very good attention to the details, next time I'll say "groinal region" for more fun poking fun at people with cancer, which apparently is where I'm at.
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Sorry, Adams'. Laser focusing.
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While the rest of you are distracted by Biden's testicles, us people who only focus on the most important thing at any singular moment are focusing on Scott Adam's testicles.
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I remember before these existed, and the first time I saw them it was quite stunning. To witness the art sequence, or before, after, and something becoming a necessary part of the world.
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In regards to the work of www.spokanepublicradio.org/regional-new...
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There are many ways to interrupt this production. Pursue them as y'all wish.
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Math may not work implies some math was involved, and that the intention was true in the first place. Trumps promises are lies is a clean statement.
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I'm officially paving any image of a crypto bro over with a Beagle Boy makeover. 176-617.
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Now I'm scared a too powerful toilet is going to flush my balls!
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Favorite sentence of the year. Calling it now.
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I'm guessing it won't.
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They say a murderer returns to the scene of the crime...
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Draining a lake to make less-compelling, 2nd-hand, experiences. Is grounding mesmerizing images in reality more costly than just generating natur-esque evocative nonsense? Why not leave well-enough alone? Is the real pull an innate desire to re-connect to nature? Why pay so much more for the lies?
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I'll be ending sentences in a derisive, Gary Oldman channeling, "You fucking c*nt" and monitoring my electric meter to see what happens.
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"Cunt" is vile in America because it is sexist, yet more common in the Uk and Australia, etc. because it is a generalized insult. You still hear it USA-wise in a strong Yiddish tradition; the supreme Asshole. Vance is that Cunt. A Worldwide Cunt. We need to redefine the term as a "Vance."
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To be fair this guy was on Zillow looking for a an Antebellum-Style mansion.
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Poison up, always.
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It is mind boggling that Gov. Sarah Sanders. That's enough.
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When a Star Wars reference turns into a Moon meme is straw into gold.
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You'l have to go dumber then that. These are rubes that have the hook all the way down in their belly. They might bleed out before they concede.
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Fascism, what a "Ha Ha."
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almost 4am, and the tag in for Booker is kind of a tender fellow who seems to have a Joe Pera-esque kind view on everything. How in the hell does this tender fellow from Vermont exist in our world that I had assumed was cranked up to George Miller-esque levels of crazy?
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huh?
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Christopher Walken is speaking properly, we're all just trying to catch up.
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Jokes on you! Just bought up all the tickets and the new price is $312. (peels off ill-gotten $5.00 bills with glee)
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If you can't properly follow due process on 8 million people, maybe the problem is that you're targeting 8 million people!