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[Ride the Lightning voice] 🎶rat shoes in my siiiiiiiize Time for sub way riiiiiiiide

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nervously humming along with the Weyland-Yutani customer care hotline hold music as screams of terror draw ever nearer

submitted 199 days ago • 14 comments

Don’t ever say men do not have interior lives

submitted 7 days ago • 5 comments

nah dude, we 100% don’t have a second group chat without you where we come up with German compound words to describe your condition. don’t worry about it

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[calls my mom 5 years after moving out] do i like skim milk

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No they're not. They know exactly what they're voting for: The continued dismantling of our public health system. That's what they want. You know this. Why do we have to do this playacting goldfish brain shit every time.

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Pop culture, 2000s: Damn I love narcissistic braggart scumbags like Donald Trump, Russell Brand and Kaye West! I can't see anything bad ever resulting from this fixation! Pop culture, 2025: I have no idea how this happened

submitted 18 days ago • 3 comments

An app that alerts you when you appear in someone's dream.

submitted 18 days ago • 7 comments

if i text you this just know you’re cooked

submitted 19 days ago • 131 comments

So I'm a "serf" simply because I'm rooting for my own subjugation? Did you even consider that the lord says these changes will actually be good for me?

submitted 19 days ago • 18 comments

i touched grass and got dog shit on my hand

submitted 22 days ago • 15 comments

oh my God

submitted 21 days ago • 5 comments

Sort by: Reviews (Low to High) Rated ★☆☆☆☆ by ChopperNL Very dull edges. Does not cut anything Rated ★★☆☆☆ by JimmyTines Sides are too rounded. Blunt tip. Cannot spear meat Rated ★★★★★ by NorthernDipper Great spoon for soup or cereal

submitted 25 days ago • 2 comments

need severance for going online. a log innie with poster’s disease. a log outtie untainted by discourse

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Listening to the audiobook of THE HOBBIT read by Andy Serkis and when he finally gets to the point where he can whip out the Gollum voice it's like when the drums hit in 'In The Air Tonight.'

submitted 27 days ago • 38 comments

imagining George Harrison saying "motherfucker!" is a doozy. I feel cosmically aware

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They say no man is an island, but I know what I saw out there. Islandman is real.

submitted 38 days ago • 41 comments

Cover by E.E. Hibbard.

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

It is vital that we give big ai trillions of dollars and let them burn through billions of cubic feet of natural gas per day so that students are able to get a passing grade without having to learn anything

submitted 37 days ago • 38 comments

the bratz tribute to david lynch is so moving

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*playing a California Raisins record for a friend* Pretty good right? These are raisins playing all the instruments

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I got to be friends with David Lynch when we were both at Universal years ago. A very kind man, he was a fan of Bob's Big Boy. So was I. I'm going to miss him. R.I.P. David.

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Major Briggs's vision

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*bat crashes through the window of my palatial estate whilst i brood over the injustices of my city* fuck!

submitted 44 days ago • 9 comments

The strange right wing desire to be a repulsive piece of shit and proud of it but also cry like a little bitch if anyone notices

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[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.

submitted 47 days ago • 88 comments

Looking for a private service that can help me get this camel through the eye of a needle. I’ll pay anything

submitted 51 days ago • 56 comments

"So how will seeing a clown cure me?" "I'm afraid you misunderstand. There is no cure; this is purely pagliative."

submitted 467 days ago • 29 comments

wait what

submitted 52 days ago • 8 comments

to the guy who siad "fuck Dabbing" in the group chat at 2am and got no reacts—im sorry. we all thought that was very good but we were asleep

submitted 55 days ago • 30 comments

from a discord friend

submitted 66 days ago • 4 comments

LO AND BEHOLD, THE PROPHECY OF POP IN THE MONTHS TO COME

submitted 59 days ago • 7 comments

me, logging on

submitted 58 days ago • 1 comment

Guy who made his fortune off IPO fraudpump: society needs to stop spending money on useless people

submitted 60 days ago • 5 comments

so I tried that “just don’t sleep” method for making my 6 am flight and folks you’re not going to believe this but I’m physically seeing the horse that’s destined to kill me in 14 years

submitted 63 days ago • 134 comments

I'm glad someone invented the term "headcanon" so I can have a term to use when I want to theorize that Beavis is actually fairly smart, he just has behavioral problems

submitted 63 days ago • 1 comment

Baby shoes, baby shoes, baby shoes

submitted 64 days ago • 18 comments

Scrooge: You there, boy! What day is it? ChatGPT: Days were invented by the Druids in 1974

submitted 65 days ago • 79 comments