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lesmocon.bsky.social
Sometimes writer - https://lesmocon.medium.com/ Sometimes editor for Game Grumps Sometimes wannabe card game afficionado Always irrelevant
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I meant jingles obviously but you know what I'm going to stand by this one
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I bought the last one because I hadn't bought one in years and lemme tell ya: free is the right price
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I feel like a few years ago there was a general exhaustion with yearly franchise/sports games where they were all getting worse and I don't hear about it anymore, did everyone just give up lol
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anyway this Mox stuff reminds me of late-2010s Vince where they just got obsessed with """heattttttttttttttt""" to the point where it showed contempt for the audience, Ospreay or Omega fkn pick one and do something else this is like the only thing people seem down on after this show
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the two main options right now are either that or a WWE show where there's four matches with a third of the top talent and 8 hours of ads, and I'm once again haggling with god that we gotta meet in the middle somewhere here remember NXT Takeovers when they were good, ahhh well
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David Cage gets called a hack due to lack of emotional intelligence and pretentiousness but he does at least have a base understanding of cinema, Fares is a hack in the "would turn to dust if he touched a book" sort of a way guy's a great game director but chroist get Final Draft away from him
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"what's this a bike?!?!?!?!? in a story!?!?!?!? what are you in a real life a MECHANIC?!?" "no, actually...my father was..." I fucking SCREAMED
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"hmmmmmmmm, complete stranger you enjoy writing generic sci-fi fiction, Fatherless Behaviour honestly you should tell me about your obvious truama later, by the way I see you like electronic music this is against my values" - Incredibly Likeable Playable Character No. 2
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well that's as good as I'm going to get it
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wow I completely butchered the word simultaneous, I'm sick be nice to me!!
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FIGURED IT OUT, somehow it works if the person who doesn't own the game sets up the server and invites the person who does own the game, another big W for The Future
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thankfully this person's co-worker and I think superior told them they were wrong and eventually gave us all an extra pack but it got real awkward for a minute there, Claire got last place as she is wont to do and they tried to send her home with nothing!!
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people filling their diapers about him holding up the 3 fingers at Cody months ago, like how does that make any sense for the story in work or shoot, it's just a smoke signal to the audience that everything was planned in advance so he can get appropriate credit later and fukkkk it's cringe
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any top pro wrestler especially from his generation understands instinctively that pulling the curtain on an angle 5 minutes after you just did it is counter-productive, my guess is he got salty over the backlash to the Mania doc last year so wants to make sure noone can say he didn't plan this
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RIP George Lowe Your whole career was amazing, but it would've been legendary even if you'd only executed this line reading:
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I don't mean to subskeet anyone specifically this has been driving me up the wall for years, end of year roundups and GOTYs was just a bit of craic funsies for easy December content, then publishers starting putting them on boxes and now it's in the culture and I hate it
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I won't acknowledge that it's really Acclaim until they start throwing blood over bus stops
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stop looking at me like that Sonic I'm working here
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the offer does make sense for Cena tho, he's at the end of his wrestling career and on a huge losing streak, so Rock can give him his final glory and open doors for him in his future ventures, Cena will be great no doubt but a Grown Up needs to get Dwayne playing for the team and not himself
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the problem wasn't just Rock swerving all over the road, it was that the offer didn't make sense and Cody had no reason to be tempted by it so the fact he was standing there looking conflicted made him look terrible, a good promo could have filled this crack in but Rock only cares bout his own crack