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Dawg they Freedom Fried us, it’s so over

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey:

trump is over on truth social posting about the plight of the white south african farmer, i wonder who is filling his head with nonsense about white genocide!! truly a mystery.

DEI is when a woman or non-white person who is qualified for a job receives that job. The meritocracy is when a 19 year old gets to run the United States government because he posted the dankest memes

ending my career as a nuclear policy analyst by getting pulled into a no-agenda zoom titled only “Review” and coming to face to face with a poofy-haired teenager who put my emails into a racist chatbot to find out how woke I am on a scale from “Based” to “R-Slur” and immediately defecting to China

Well the award for most cowardly, boot-lickingest academic society has squarely gone to the American Society of Microbiology, who has taken down features of various non-white scientists. Absolutely pathetic behavior. Those articles are now coming up as “under review”. Truly sickening cowardice here.

Platonic ideal

We were never able to write a second hit because of dei

Buried in a pit under the Great Pyramid of Giza about 4,500 years ago, this is the Khufu Ship. When first uncovered, in 1954, you could still smell the scent of the cedar wood. It will be housed in the new Grand Egyptian Museum

you know we like to make jokes on here at mark zuckerberg's expense, about how he looks, speaks, and acts. but sometimes you have to step back and remember that all of those mean-spirited things are true. he looks like if you boiled a toad and stretched it out into a guy

at this point i believe that the dudes who come for the menswear guy are just sleeper agents whose entire lives have been orchestrated to give him dunk material

I love that a white guy was flying the plane, a white guy was flying the helicopter, and a white guy gutted the FAA last week but somehow the blame is too much diversity.

they sell these $10 dollar mugs about your dog's soul being annihilated upon death

I just sent this email to all 13,000 federal employees of the NOAA lol. The Trump administration's changes to their communications system made it so literally anyone can blast messages out to the entire agency

Saw a woman pick up a whole naan with both hands and nibble on it like a cartoon mouse

I think it’s beautiful that the ep has both Michael pronouncing a word like it’s never been pronounced before and Peter desperately trying not to anger the lesbians and the thing they’ll get the most emails about is Xena the Warrior Princess

Jules Feiffer, 1974

He was karate-chopping the neck of a transgender ghost. Calm down everyone.

'it wasn't a nazi salute, it was an autism salute' is the best take. nobody is topping that

asking my “quit your job” friends for career advice is yielding what I now see were predictable results

BREAKING: World’s Biggest Baby Placated, Soothed

pitching my series "nothing bad happens to jared harris" where it's just 30 minutes a week of nothing traumatic happening to a character played by jared harris. the postman delivers a package. maybe he makes a cup of tea but leaves it steeping a bit too long

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

This this this this THIS They are pushing so ferociously hard for its acceptance because its acceptance would mean the fundamental defeat of countless classes of different laborers, in perpetuity.

This is a good time to remind everyone that Amazon workers are on strike, and to not order anything from them until the strike ends (at least).

💯. It's like how Ashley Madison's female user base turned out to be something like 99% fake-- AI "women" will be used to lure dumbass straight dudes into opening their wallets for a subscription membership. AI can help lead them on so much more successfully at scale, & maintain the cash stream.

the killing of one single corrupt ceo is treated in the same way as the assassination of a government official, because under capitalism it's the same thing.

Just so we’re clear what just happened: Republicans tore apart their funding agreement with Democrats after Elon Musk told them to. They created a new bill that defunded child cancer research. And then they failed to pass that bill too.

If you stopped at a deserted rest area to use the restroom and found it filled with turtles who all silently, balefully, turned their heads to look at you, how many turtles would it take to scare you off? That number is your Uncanny Rest-Area Restroom Turtle Number.

I was wearing a reindeer antlers headband at the Christmas party and it was generally well received but one woman approached me and said “you look very cute! have you seen Baby Reindeer” which is not the vibe I was going for

This sort of perspective is honestly so important. Until we get posts like this on Bluesky this platform will remain an echo chamber full of people who will not die at 51 of complications from a sprained ankle that they treated by drinking a gallon of mercury.

lmao he's getting Shinzo Abe'd

who is the ceo of obscenely bright LED headlights

My biggest issue with AI evangelism in our industry is that it treats creativity like a problem to be solved, and not an adventure to be had.

woman at work asked me where I live and when I told her she asked me, a 32 yo lesbian, to come over on Christmas and pretend to be Santa for the benefit of her kid

Another tragic death that could have been avoided with guaranteed universal healthcare

Online leftists say things like “Passing Medicare for all? That pales in comparison to my plan, assassinating the ceo of United healthcare,” and then not assassinate the ceo of United healthcare. This tweet has been deleted.

*watching James Blunt mouth "not you" to me after singing You're Beautiful in concert*

Dear Penthouse Forum, by the time you read this I will be dead