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Figuring out post-Army life in the PNW. Lots of Mom-Posting. She/Her. Play it fucking loud.
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The Last of the Mohicans is a beautifully acted and directed movie and it's impossible for me to watch because I'm too familiar with the upstate New York geography and spend the whole movie thinking things like "is that supposed to be the Hudson? the Hudson is a lot wider at that point in the river"

The impulse buy cover vs the warning between the dedication and the title page.

everyone in the comments is in denial

Gymnastics still has an earned reputation as a mostly white sport but my son's team happens to have a kid on it whose parents run a Mexican restaurant and another whose parents used to run a Filipino restaurant and let me tell you every year the team end of season picnic is a can't miss appointment.

What I hear every time I see the #NoICE hashtag youtube.com/shorts/3Pzo_...

(there absolutely is a thought bubble. terrible people are also pointing out the thought bubble. sadly the fact that they are terrible doesn't mean they are wrong about this one thing.)

I've known more than a few people who have worked for the FBI and almost all of them went that route out of a sense that they would be going after major criminals and doing some good for society. I've gotta wonder how their morale is doing, being dragged over to focus on immigration cases.

A fun thing about living West of the Cascade Mountains is that everyone basically melts when the temperatures reach 78°F.

🎶 they say the meek shall inherit 🎶 you know the book doesn't lie 🎶 they say the meek shall inherit 🎶 and you're a meek little guy

Computerized education programs are fun because you get to see your kids despair in real time over how the more educated you get, the harder and longer the questions get.

Please don't surveil the troops getting their top secret WhatsApp directives, there was no time to get the SKL fill from the commo shop.

Ah, we've entered "podcast host who will never actually step foot outside during a protest says that violent disruption is the only way to effectively protest"

I have to go to an end of season gymnastics team picnic today but for those of you who don't have children to support, check out the Tony Awards tonight youtu.be/7NgNyPERdZE?...

There's a specific type of urban Western Washingtonian who will tell you that X place is the best restaurant in town and when you get to X all they serve is "elevated southern cuisine" which translates to the saddest "Nashville chicken" sandwich you've ever tried.

As a part Irish-American Catholic with way too many cousins named some variation of Cath/Kath/leen/rine/ryn, the part where all the cousins are named Nick cracks me up.

I turned on My Big Fat Greek Wedding this morning and my ten year old daughter looked at the rating and said "mom this says it has adult content and language!" and suddenly I feel like I found one source of the anxiety epidemic among The Youth™️

I am going to a California beach town later this summer for a short family reunion and my mom was sadly warning me that it's against the rules to bring alcohol onto the beach and it's like she doesn't know why those giant Stanley cups were invented.

Ballet dancers who never quite made it professionally and keep a permanent chip on their shoulder about it are the meanest mean girls of the dance world.

A hell of a lot of the California National Guard is made up of people from immigrant communities, fwiw.

Local woman once again forces herself to feel solidarity with Los Angeles

Passed my locally owned coffee shack that I wanted to get a drink from but the space for a line was completely full and I'm glad they're doing so well and not at all upset that I couldn't get the lotus energy drink I wanted

My months of listening to 173rd guys blather on in bars in Vicenza, Italy when I was 22 years old are finally paying off. (Reader, I ended up marrying one of them 😂.)

A former squad member of the Army veteran who is wanted for murdering his three daughters and is currently on the run reached out to local news to clarify that the wanted murderer was a former member of a Ranger battalion but never graduated Ranger school, which is the most Army quibble possible.

Gen Z-ers on TikTok really hate that Millennial barn wedding, burlap decor, mason jar drinks aesthetic. I didn't even have one of those weddings but I love them. Every one I went to was top tier fun and a great time.

When I was a kid there were a ton of Lindsay/Lindsey names in my school and now as an adult I feel like I haven't met one in years. Did we purge all the Lindsays except for Lindsay Lohan and Lindsay Ellis.