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I don’t know how many times I’ve purchased Bioshock, but I know I’ve bought it on several consoles, digitally and physically.

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I believe Buddha said this too.

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"I don't think I'm allowed to kill something because I am frightened." —Nikki Giovanni 💔 #poem #poems #poetry

submitted 83 days ago • 327 comments

Embroidery helps, though

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Cyber Monday is EXTENDED. Get 40% off skeets, just use promo code PISS. That's promo code P-I-S-S for 40%. Drink responsibly.

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I might be the problem, but I will NEVER admit it.

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I heard crying in my house, and it took me a second to realize it was one of the kids, and not La Llorona. Scared tf out of me either way.

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Does TikTok get sad after midnight to discourage doomscrolling??

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If it were safe to be a woman outside after 7 pm I would absolutely be on my rollerblades right now.

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I think it’s so funny that Spotify just sits waiting for me to get off TikTok, so it can start playing again💀💀

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Those couple of falls when I first started rollerblading were worth it for the freedom I got to feel today skating around the neighborhood.

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Even if you fail, try and try again, dude.

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I just want some ✨space✨

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Stuck between staying in the part of the state that voted blue, or moving to the part that voted red, and doesn’t have a population of 2.3 million people stacked on top of each other.

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You work yourself sick. Fast food is everywhere. But our produce is poisonous anyway. No time to exercise. Health insurance premiums are high. Deductibles are high. Your claim might get denied. Your hospital bill could bankrupt you. Like it’s very cruel that we live like this.

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I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.

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My stomach does not care when crab season is, it wants crab.

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I will never, ever get over this.

submitted 90 days ago • 1357 comments

you would not believe your cats if ten million feral rats

submitted 90 days ago • 4 comments

I didn’t even get to your it🗣️ WTF

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How does a house get sold IN A DAY?!

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Today is #WorldAIDSDay. Working for a National HIV prevention non-profit opened my eyes so much to the many different people that HIV affects daily. Know this: • You are not dirty. • You are LOVED. • You are worthy. • You are deserving. Celebrate yourself and end the stigma.

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The Lion King is probably my favorite movie about running away from your problems until you’re strong enough to kill your uncle.

submitted 93 days ago • 124 comments

Can you imagine how crazy the streets got when Ray Charles dropped “Hit the Road, Jack.”

submitted 93 days ago • 40 comments

So, we should actually start panic buying??

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This.

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I can hardly wait!

submitted 93 days ago • 3231 comments

Creep Nuts been doing their damn thing🙂‍↕️

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If you bleach your butthole, you are changing your ring tone

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Here is a nice mushroom

submitted 93 days ago • 823 comments

Perfection.

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What I actually mean when I say "I'm fine"

submitted 94 days ago • 70 comments

I need a Black Friday deal but for bills

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And NOW FOR THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEEEAAARRRR 🎄☃️❄🎁🦌

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It used to be that the changing of seasons would give me congestion and runny nose, but then I developed a Benadryl addiction 😃 Now I have a cough that had me contemplating hospitalization last night. Benadryl can’t save me. Help.

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Be kind to retail workers today ❤️

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Now that that’s over…

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This cough medicine didn’t do anything, but piss my cough off !

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Men are interesting creatures. I’m over here contemplating whether or not I have pneumonia and this man is poking me??

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This one goes out to all the deviled egg homies #fallout #thanksgiving

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I love discovering a song and then listening to it 70 times in 48 hours 😈

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me: no one wants to hear this, but cheesecake is actually a type of pie surgeon: how did you get in here?

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