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lexilucy.bsky.social
purveyor of tomfoolery they/them
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at the risk of sounding like a 50-year-old white man, what's with all these fruity IPAs? i don't want sweet and juicy! i want the hops to punch me in the throat!

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

picked up a case of @broelector.bsky.social at the gas station after work. ready for #boysnight

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

i'm high on dayquil and i forgot how to crochet wtf

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

i think piplup should have a gun

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

it's almost 2025. can everyone please figure out the difference between reply and reply all????? like what the fuck?

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

I don't miss South Dakota. Took this pic 6 years ago.

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

this is me and my bubby boi, ghost. we found him in the trash and he is the light of my life. I have never seen a grateful cat until mr beef right here. I love you, toastie 🩷

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

I should become a banjo guy

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

hey, my first kiss was a girl and it still took me 5 more years before I realized I liked women, too.

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

brb it's acomaf

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

brb gonna curl up with the book I've already read a hundred times just to feel something

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

how to scold my cat for being mean to her brother (she has been here longer, but he's orange and therefore innocent)

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

today's schedule: ✅wake up ✅take meds ✅experience the soul-crushing weight of mental illness and reality ✅eat soup

submitted 122 days ago • 0 comments

highly recommend having a Nebraskan bestie so you can text her while she's at work to send you her best crock pot soup recipes 🖤

submitted 129 days ago • 0 comments

he's just a boy

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments

i'm a socks and sandals guy now

submitted 131 days ago • 0 comments

emo they/them

submitted 133 days ago • 0 comments

have yet to find good cheese curds down south

submitted 133 days ago • 1 comment

I'm not the same girl you knew back then (I'm worse)

submitted 167 days ago • 1 comment

really love how I can have a college degree and a license to practice in a specialized field, and I can barely afford my rent. so cool.

submitted 366 days ago • 0 comments

I should be able to take mental health days without feeling guilty about it. Alas, my work environment has put a strong pressure on me to be there, regardless of my own needs. 🙃

submitted 374 days ago • 0 comments

candy holidays as a school staff member are the best

submitted 379 days ago • 0 comments

grad school power move where they just misgender me

submitted 392 days ago • 0 comments

i just want plus size androgynous fashion that's not sweatpants!!!!!!!

submitted 421 days ago • 0 comments

garf gets it

submitted 436 days ago • 0 comments

gender? i hardly know her!

submitted 481 days ago • 0 comments

I'm back and gayer than ever

submitted 482 days ago • 0 comments

hot take: i didn't like yogos

submitted 484 days ago • 0 comments

love that my surgery bill includes 107 unspecified post anesthesia services that cost $2000. absolute win for the American healthcare system.

submitted 490 days ago • 2 comments