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A freelance writer who started her career inspired by 9/11 and the DARE program. Tony Town’s star resident. I'm probably about to post about Talking Heads. She/her.
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Trying to decide if the boygenius toxic fanbase has died down enough for me to break back out my boygenius tee

submitted 20 minutes ago • 1 comment

The worst thing kids’ sports do? Host Mother’s Day tournaments. Let’s be real honest. It’s a way for sports-crazed dads to not feel bad while also not changing a thing about their schedule.

submitted 1 hour ago • 2 comments

My kids made me breakfast. They are superstar champions.

submitted 3 hours ago • 3 comments

I picked out some hokas as a Mother’s Day gift. You have to be so committed about your running goals to get shoes that ugly

submitted 12 hours ago • 5 comments

Bold move of my kid’s school to have the preschoolers fill out a Mother’s Day questionnaire where they guessed their moms’ ages

submitted 13 hours ago • 5 comments

Low-key ridiculous that they stopped making Rice Krispy Treat cereal but they still sell Corn Pops.

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment

My mom and sisters are talking about doing tattoos tomorrow, and I’m trying to convince them to all get illustrations of our pasta orders. SMH at these fake ass Italians.

submitted 23 hours ago • 3 comments

"Moms don’t want smocked dresses. Moms do NOT want to fold their pendulous breasts into elasticated smock-front dresses. Moms do NOT want thin pleats of fabric expanding and contracting across their pendulous breasts. Please do NOT buy these for the moms."

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

I’ve had to start a different basketball playoff blanket that requires nearly no attention

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I think I should be able to hand out personal fouls in my actual real life

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Much to think about

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Sorry but I did take a selfie of me being the most insufferable person so now I’m posting it here

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

The pivot to fascism by steak ‘n Shake is the most hilariously sad attempt at relevancy. Beef tallow! Nazi fonts! Bitcoin payments! And all they actually had to do was figure out how to get lukewarm frisco melts out the drive-thru window in under 45 minutes.

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

tbh I’m still thinking about the double decker cookie cake I made in my dreams last night

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Still thinking about this queen

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

All the assholes are going to the zoo, and I’m going to the art museum for free Fridays, baby

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

Sorry I’m busy. I’m screaming along to Rilo Kiley and losing it at the line “you’ll be happy”

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

How about you make like a naval jet and just get lost?

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

The weather is warming, and the music is getting ✨nostalgic✨

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

Our drive to and from soccer featured conversations about: cremation vs. burial, the events leading up to 9/11, the French Revolution, and whether or not Marie Antoinette deserved it. I love this stage of parenthood lol

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

catholics: oh hey u guys are back early me: pope's woke catholics: what? me: *grabs rosary, heads toward the confessional* pope's woke

submitted 2 days ago • 18 comments

An important thing to know is that if you plant a single primrose plant, it will take over all your beds, which is perfect if you’re the laziest gardener (as evidenced by the many, many weeds)

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

i fell in love again all things go, all things go pope from chicago new leo, new leo

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments