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A freelance writer who started her career inspired by 9/11 and the DARE program. Tony Town’s star resident. I'm probably about to post about Talking Heads. She/her.
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Rewatching the first episode of twin peaks and wishing we had more of Donna’s poet sister. I just know that at this point in life, she’s living in Oregon with her long-term girlfriend

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Y’all ever think about the fact that innie mark has to be almost always hungover in season 1 of severance but has no idea why? Like that motherfucker essentially severed the effects of alcohol, and one version of him constantly has a headache, nausea, and so much confusion.

submitted 4 hours ago • 3 comments

Told my husband I’ll be fine, I just need to sit in a dark room beneath a comforter watching twin peaks for several hours. Apparently that’s not “healthy behavior”

submitted 4 hours ago • 2 comments

The public square site is so creepy. There’s literally a section where you can request Charlie Kirk to pray for your fertility

submitted 5 hours ago • 10 comments

I’m fine. My mental health is so fine. Hey, on an unrelated note, do you think I could DoorDash chicken nuggets to this park bench?

submitted 5 hours ago • 2 comments

Making my little jokes and getting through the day while thinking the most depressed person thoughts in the world :)

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

this website allows self-proclaimed “anti-woke” businesses to register as such, which is great because it’s a good way to find out what businesses you may not want to patronize. there’s only two in my neighborhood, fortunately. www.publicsquare.com

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

Recent Swim 🏊‍♂️

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

Literally there is nothing on earth worth waking up before 4 AM for. Nothing. You can use that time for the strictest workout regiment and the most thorough beauty routine, but it won’t matter. Your soul is dead.

submitted 7 hours ago • 8 comments

Sorry for the Taylor post, but “I don’t like that falling feels like flying ‘til the bone crush” is such a stellar line, and it gets me every time I throw on evermore

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

I don’t want to know how my bracket is doing. That is none of my business

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

I love my kids. Love them. Wild about them. Absolutely adore them. Love them. but they listen to *so much* imagine dragons

submitted 11 hours ago • 9 comments

Adjusting to a world with glasses which mainly means dealing with headaches and also being horrified no one told me my makeup was so unblended

submitted 11 hours ago • 2 comments

Good morning! Should be a pretty productive day. I have a pot of coffee on. Going to make some breakfast, log into work, drop a missile or two in Yemen at roughly 2:37, make a chicken salad, and get my kids to soccer practice. Let’s get at it!

submitted 16 hours ago • 6 comments

America’s happiness levels are at its lowest for many reasons. One we haven’t really considered is the current lack of festival electro indie pop

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

This is the phone I use to text the national security group chat

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Yeah, baby, of course I’m interested in taking things further. But before we do, you’re not an editor for The Atlantic, right? Because you know that legally, you have to tell me if you’re an editor for The Atlantic.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Sorry

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

“Whoopsie, made an oopsie!” -hegseth probably

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

Made some dinner rolls just fyi

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

Got glasses, and my kid said, “you look like a grandma. I’m not trying to be mean to you.”

submitted 1 day ago • 23 comments

Oops. Accidentally sent out top secret global plans to the disc golf league. If you see something from me, can you all just delete it and pinky promise not to read it? Tysm

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

My son just asked me something and responded with, "if this was a persuasive essay, you would have convinced me." The English class kid in him recognized the English class kid in me, and for a second, things were beautiful

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

My glasses are out for delivery, and the second I saw that, my vision became ten times worse.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Cannot believe I missed the Japanese Breakfast release. I’m loading tomatoes into a soft ball launcher, pressing start, and standing against a wall.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment