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Luca Doncic is the Tom Brady of basketball. #StopFlopAndBawl

THE WORLD IS IMPLODING BUT IT HAD DANG BETTER NOT FALL APART BEFORE TIM'S BOOK IS IN MY HANDS. as usual I am late to the party (announced April 2 😭) but AAAAAHHHHHHHHGHHG 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 #TIMCURRY #SOMEONEHELPME

London bus stop near Amazon HQ πŸ”₯

Happy 13th Anniversary to the time I accidentally stuck my hand up the back of @andyrichter.co's suit jacket going in for a photo πŸ˜¬πŸ˜‚ #HappyAccidents #IMissThatHoodie

here’s a curse word free version of β€œlook it up” as requested by countless teachers and librarians πŸ₯°πŸ˜˜

Foxtrot Delta Tango ;)

i miss the early internet. people were like β€œyou gotta see this dude. this cat sure is long.” and they were right. it was really long. it never shoulda gotten any more complicated than that.

Remember this when you catch yourself sliding into despair because nothing matters & nothing you do can ever help. You're wrong and here's your proof

The 1% evade $163B in taxes per year. Tesla paid $0 in federal income taxes from 2018 - 2022 & 2024. Billionaires can write off the cost of their private jets and yachts. While undocumented immigrants paid $96B in taxes in 2022. The more you look into it, the crazier it gets.

Gas here went up 20Β’ overnight, but okay, Dementia Don.

American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.

My two cents: we don’t abandon the Democratic Party. We remake it. It’s a good party. It just has bad leadership.

Well, Chuck Wendig once again wastes no time in getting started with the creepy stuff. Page 82 and loving it! #SomethingsWrong #LaurelReadsStuff

Shut. It. Down. This is 100% on the GOP.

He was always a used car salesman at heart.

As much as I don't mind paying taxes (take the bad with the good, right?) and saving for retirement (HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaa) it's still a bit painful to see a $500 difference between gross and net πŸ™ƒ

Everything got so stupid so quickly.

@dfl.org okay but in all seriousness, who can we talk to about putting up billboards and ads in the papers about who is voting to cut Medicaid and Medicare?

Exactly this.

Interesting that Alito, Thomas, Gorsuch, and Kavanaugh don't think the U.S.A. should pay its debts... Interesting, but not surprising. www.bbc.com/news/article...

This is the way. @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social , please encourage others to follow @robertgarcia.bsky.social 's lead. bsky.app/profile/robe... πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡

Aldi's marketing team is the greatest πŸ˜‚ and they commented on their post "CHALAMEEEEET"

Conan: You know, Anora is having a good night. That's great news. Two wins already. I guess Americans are excited to see somebody finally stand up to a powerful Russian.

Who dresses these fancy actor people πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

QUEEN LATIFAH πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’– hells yeaaaaaaaaaah

Who wrapped Whoopi Goldberg in used car fenders πŸ˜‚

can’t believe the in memoriam snubbed the freakin constitution #oscars #politics #ifollowback #noasymmetrics

I wish they would always put the names of people up on the screen. I recognize approximately 9 actors, and 3 of them are dead.

In advance of the Oscars tonight: a lot of comedy heroes let you down. They become unfunny/bitter/closed minded. Conan is the exception. He has grown & evolved & is funnier than he’s ever been. He’s also an extremely kind and lovely human. Just a sincere post to say: Conan rules.

I don't miss this idiot.

Heard something about this on NPR like the secret nerd I am. Gonna read through this later, posting so I maybe remember.