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do you what you want but fwiw... when everything is shitty (like now) and getting shittier by the hour (like now) and I feel helpless to do anything stop it (like now), this is the one thing always makes me feel a teeeeeeeeny tiny bit useful/ less helpless action.aclu.org/give/now?ms_...

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el. oh. m'f'n. el.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

who got to the airport w/ two kids, in time for a 6a flight, but still managed to miss their flight waiting for airport terminal dunkin donuts?

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

i represent victims of securities fraud. they come in all shapes/sizes, but generally range from mildly affluent to obscenely wealthy the most entitled ones, the ones who INSIST that they are special & deserve a windfall far exceeding their actual losses, are always, always, always, f'n always maga

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

we rioting yet?

submitted 148 days ago • 1 comment

wsj beat the onion to it

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

i complain a lot but the truth is I love living here

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You have more in common with the average Iranian citizen than you do with the people that run this country

submitted 6 days ago • 5 comments

remember like a month ago when there was unanimous agreement among the media that the national security implications of a U.S. president with obvious cognitive impairment and declining mental acuity creates an existential threat for the entire planet? i'd like to pick back up on that if we could

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

did i just land a 42" box jump after an hour of non-air conditioned hiit class this morning? no. i just landed TWO 42" box jumps after an hour of non-air conditioned hiit class. suck it, father time.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

meanwhile, the marlins are doing a fake "ice" cream giveaway where the team lures unsuspecting fans into a room full of agents gleefully waiting to take them to krome

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

no reason in particular. www.youtube.com/shorts/VfTgS...

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

there we go

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Must have been driving gloves considering how FSU likes to keep it at 2 and 10

submitted 9 days ago • 4 comments

occam's razor says the spouse/bf/gf did it. except when the alternative explanation is dirty ass cops.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

If im a boston fan idk how i deal with this that doesnt involve being put on a government watchlist. This would put me into psychosis.

submitted 10 days ago • 7 comments

i would like fox news to run nonstop wall to wall coverage constantly questioning the president's rapidly declining mental acuity and alarming cognitive decline

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

i would just like to remind the hostile nuclear powers of the planet that miami is objectively *not* part of the united states.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Torn between this being the Thunder team that stormed to the finals and the Pacers having them right where they want them

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

serious Q. how big of a lead, with how little time left, would you need, to feel that your lead is safe against this pacers team in the postseason

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

there's an alternate universe where we are all complaining about how much the democrats suck, fully oblivious to how good we actually have it

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Another good reminder from today is that to win this we all need to get used to cooperating with people we sometimes find highly annoying

submitted 13 days ago • 63 comments

there is a broad spectrum of coolness at a protest. at the far extreme on the one side, is the guy who brings a drum, knows how to drum, and absolutely just goes tf off. at the other end of that spectrum is the guy who brings his acoustic guitar. I encountered both of those people today

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

met some cool people today. chief among them, this guy.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

ok muuuuuuuuch much much better. but still not enough.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

yup that's an fhp with 47 written on his rubber bullet gun outside mar a lago

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

👨‍🍳🤌😘

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

jesus

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

hope the guy who survived that plane crash catches mr. glass

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

if this helps motivate anyone to get out there and make some noise on saturday, i will tell you, hand to god, getting tear gassed by the police at george floyd protest in 2020 is the most alive i've felt in YEARS. get out there and have some fun this weekend

submitted 17 days ago • 2 comments