Profile avatar
lieutenantwinslow.bsky.social
half monkey. half jew.
576 posts 460 followers 189 following
Regular Contributor
Active Commenter
Posts 26 Comments 23

the band with the biggest disconnect between how hard the band's name rocks is vs how much their music does not, has to be arcade fire

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

we rioting yet?

submitted 100 days ago • 1 comment

ok fine. yes we are living in an authoritarian kleptocracy with no meaningful opposition. but the thing you have to remember is... it can always get worse

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

just had a momentary wave of sadness wash over me that we'll never get to see you know who do a skit about pope bahb from shi-kah-go

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

a thing to remember during all this discussion about raising taxes on the wealthy, is that the first they did after coming in to office was to completely gut the IRS. so regardless of what the tax rates are, paying taxes for the ultra-wealthy in the u.s. is now entirely voluntary

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

[pope leo XIV giving his first interview] interviewer: every pope has their own unique way of conducting mass. what would you say your style is leo: i would say... [fighting down smile], i would say that i prefer [bill hader level of unable to keep it together] the **old style**

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Pope Leo XIV was 38 years old and from Chicago in 1994 which strongly suggests he was aware of, and may have even watched multiple times, Scottie Pippen posterizing Patrick Ewing

submitted 3 days ago • 72 comments

imagine being a white sox fan and still believing there is a god...

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"

submitted 3 days ago • 693 comments

“chicago pope” is one of the shows jack donaghy greenlit when he was tanking nbc

submitted 3 days ago • 75 comments

I've seen enough: This is officially the wildest second round of the NBA playoffs ever.

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

you'd think a guy who roots for the chicago bears would know that there is no god

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

The big reveal is that this - what you’re seeing right now - is in fact *exactly* how businesses are run; chaotically and at the whims of sociopaths who think they know everything, actually know nothing, and run away with a golden parachute to leave others to clean up their mess.

submitted 3 days ago • 41 comments

he should call himself pope donnie and come right out of the gate demanding indulgences

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

at the conclave doing bumps in the confessional with that one cool cardinal wearing the cruel intentions stash crucifix

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

the buildings are (kind of) right but oof they did biscayne blvd dirty. guardrails. lol.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Breaking: Falcons DC Jeff Ulbrich has been fined $150,000, 500 Hail Marys, and 250 Our Fathers after his son Jax pranked Cardinal Matteo Zuppi to tell him he had been selected as Pope

submitted 4 days ago • 5 comments

the thing that saddens me the most about re-opening alcatraz is that vicky isn't here to see it

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

[record scratch] [freeze frame] yup. that's me. the guy responsible for making sure some 19 year old petty officer slides those wheel chock things underneath the wheels of the F/A-18s. you're probably wondering how i got into this situation...

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

i don't think a beautiful baby ghorman that's 11 years old needs to have 30 dolls.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

the one and only great equalizer in dade county is that everyone in miami gets on the road thinking they're an F1 driver, only to sit in traffic for hours.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I feel like the thing we're all all overlooking is that "fuck them kids" has been the party's official platform for a while now

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

SIX pencils?!!!!?!?!?? well lah dee dah, look at the queen of england over here

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

It's cool, and feels amazing, to realize that we're going to have a recession because the president thinks that kids have too many dolls now. It's obviously very stupid, but feeling like you should/do have the right to discipline other people's kids is also a core conservative value.

submitted 7 days ago • 42 comments

i feel like we are all sleeping on how awesome this is going to be when donnie starts weighing in with his recommendations for the new pope

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

is it me or is season 2 of andor a big basket of mid

submitted 10 days ago • 3 comments