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lieutenantwinslow.bsky.social
half monkey. half jew.
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or not all heroes eat crepes. one of the two
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i think the line is not all heroes do rapes
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so... corporate america?
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which is *NOT* to say that all my maga clients are entitled snowflakes. they are not. some of them are otherwise quite pleasant and enjoyable to be around as long as they can stay off that topic. but the ones that are miserably entitled veruca salts are f'n *always* maga. every. single. time.
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if you want a good raw bar on the water, monty's in the grove is kind of a time honored tradition. there's one in south beach too, but diff vibes.
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where in miami are you staying?
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death by misadventure setting notwithstanding, alltrails does f'n rule though
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you're not officially in miami til you've been almost killed by a nissan maxima with an "I am MDC" sticker
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buddy I have some news about FHP
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serious question. how much would it cost to hire someone to create a twitter bot that auto-replies to all of his tweets with this image. ballpark.
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didnt we invade iraq for doing this?
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i often daydream about what it might be like to have an opposition party leader
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might they be described as... just spitballing here, a "secret police"
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unconfirmed internet rumors that he and his family were assasinated in tehran
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i'll be your donkey
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i think about this davos moment a lot. www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8ij...
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without actually looking at my call log, i'm fairly certain i'm at 15 a day
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watched the 3.5 hour directors cut of napoleon, periodically pausing throughout to read the wiki page of each battle
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they got the black eyed peas to remix a song too
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JESUS