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right director at least
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honestly might be the defining characteristic of the aughts
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crack-coon
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20 yrs litigating securities fraud has taught me one thing.
the *only* thing that deters white collar crime, including and especially tax evasion, is the extremely credible threat of going to prison.
that threat was largely already off the table before, but is now openly & completely off the table
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fwiw, its ony been a few weeks but the i4 feels like driving a gd space ship.
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hands down the coolest part about planet earth 2 is david attenborough explaining how peregrine falcon population has exploded in nyc b/c they perch way tf up high on skyscrapers and divebomb down onto a flock of pigeons to flush them out into the open over the east river/hudson river. its so badass
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totk ass armour set
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chuck schumer rolling over for the financial fraud bros?
well now i've seen everything
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the original milf burgers is 🔥
the one in wynwood is trash
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iykyk
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i think i heard that one!
every iteration of this story is better than the previous one.
the magnum opus will be a stereotypical racist af maga miami cuban/venezuelan in a concentration camp in el salvador talking about how its unfortunate but he understands and still supports donnie
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👨🍳🤌😘
www.marketplace.org/story/2025/0...
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ok fine, but it did start slow as shit
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you want a game show called "corporate america"?
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I do this with my litigations. they say that our "memorize & regurgitate, then flush it all" system of education has no practical use in the real world but that's pretty much exactly how I've been practicing law for 20 years
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I don't think they fit the category, but now I'm wondering what do we classify "maroon 5" as?
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mockingbirds are at least a two seed
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there's a peacock named elvis who lives around the corner from us (that was his name before we moved into the neighborhood)
elvis gets horny AF & calls out for a mate every night around 7-8p. LOUDLY. one night last year TWO pea hens went up into elvis' tree at the same time.
he is truly "the king"
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look man... EYE am an adult. EYE would **never** read all those harry potter/percy jackson/lemony snickets books.
obviously.
but... if they're going to **make** me, then really what choice do i have
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not there yet I'll still with it
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if this is not in GTA VI we riot
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