lighter.bsky.social
Big stupid Typhlosion. Posting semi-in-character. (Character is He/Him)
Owner of account is some sort of entity. (Any, just don't call me Sir)
WARNING: Posts/RTs NSFW
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Every car is woke, they have trans missions.
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I think it's only gonna he a few hours for the ket and maybe like I dunno a couple days for your fancy smelly eggs
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The 99-year-k-hole: a near-century of stupefaction
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You have like 99 more years
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If you see an orange-colored entity that appears to be a silhouette of a lion with one big white eye in the center of its face, can you ask him if he could return copy of final fantasy legend 2
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Oh wait you mean the lil gumdrop candies that weld your mouth shut if you try to eat more than 2 of them at a time
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They're the candy for people who like an excuse to eat paper
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My dick with all that extra skin looking at you expectantly
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Idk one time I saw a bin of racoon penis bones at a tourist gift shop in the badlands of South Dakota so maybe
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you can just say anything online and people believe it
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never let them know they're gambling and disguise all the gambling like you're making sound financial investments and you'll also catch the rubes who don't realize it's all a scam
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I'm gonna grab you by the legs and hold you upside down
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I love to put up siding and then immediately melt it by grilling with my grill directly pressed against my house. I'm a registered electrical inspector and the only house I have approved is my own.
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It's literally because they all think they're going to be able to be part of the scam by getting in before the pull. They know it's a scam, they just don't know they're marks.
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[Guy who calls other people NPCs voice] I'm just like the NPC from the matrix.
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She has been protected
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We're using only American goods and undercutting the red menace so Americans only have to pay a small premium for a quality product
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Skibidi civilization when
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Ooooo gimme brand plz I could use that for when I make vegan chili for guests
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I remember the difficulty spike hitting my in the face like a brick
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i'm rapidly approaching your location
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90s furries be like "I look like one of the Looney Tunes but the act of putting clothes on me has somehow made my design hornier"
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I think they were more mad about a different things color there
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Inner thigh chafing for daring to walk an hour in summer
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He does have the least amount of rizz of anyone on that roster tbh
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I'm fairly sure it was hate watched by more conservatives than actually enjoyed by libs
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Sam, the oxygen mask is important for oxygen
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I feel like 30k of those were in like the last 2 years I used the site
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That account was fully active until around November. Making it 9 years of blocking.
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I got a guy who is really fucking happy I killed him because he thinks he's immortal now and also knows I can come back from the dead so he just seems like he's having fun whenever he shows up to try to kick my ass again. I think I prefer keeping him around as a foil, but I'll prolly recruit him.
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I mean
Becoming a hardware guy isn't exactly a job you can age out of.
Go ahead and do it if you really wanna. You've always loved that shit.
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okay he also sounds a little gay
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I told the boogeyman they've been lying about him and after a few hours he texted me an angry emoji and said he's gonna probably lawyer up
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One day it will return, and it will claim what it has been denied.
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14.1 fuckin gigs. I'm gonna see some stuff I completely forgot about in here.
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it's all gonna be there dont worry
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have you heard about the high elves