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Anarcho-Inokiist. Perpetually failing comic book writer. Zines and what not. Historian of shirtless men in tights playfighting.
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I have literally thousands of mp3s because I grew up on the internet in the early 2000s and I've decided to do some spring cleaning on them so as I listen to them and go 'hell yeah' I'll post in this thread.

This is like being a low level Joker goon and suddenly seeing Batman’s silhouette

Cheering for Studio Ghibli's lawyers like it's 1996 and "Natural Born Killaz" just started playing in the ECW Arena.

Normally annoying pro-corporate centrist chart perverts screaming at you that we must let benevolent developers and VC goons do whatever they want so they allow savings to trickle down to us wouldn't get traction but it has a blank check behind it so we have to watch it ruin a political cycle.

I would be more willing to buy into this Abundance™ stuff if every time I saw someone from some PAC supporting it while saying they think progressives in blue seats should be replaced by Jared Golden clones their PAC's partners section didn't look like this.

Mom can you come pick me up? The liberals and their wealthiest PAC donors are trying to convince people that trickle down is progressive by calling it 'abundance' this time.

You can actually trace the beginning of the end of civil society to Netflix cancelling The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance.

And the main place where the r-word is? That's right, the freaking Oval Office! #bazinga

“Hey, ignore the markets” - every CNBC-type jerkoff whose entire professional life until January 20, 2025 at 12:01 PM revolved around whether the stock market was up or down

I could be easily convinced that the alliance of tech billionaires and cryptofascist Republicans are causing a recession on purpose and think that people are so mad about trans high school volleyball players that they will accept it instead of calling for their heads the minute it gets 2009ish.

on episode 2 of twin peaks and watching a man eat a sandwich in the most fucked up way i’ve ever seen

Imagining an online liberal version of Dusty Rhodes' "Hard Times" promo where he shows the Mid-Atlantic crowd charts and talks about how Ric Flair injuring him interfered with the shared experience of earning means tested tax credits.

zaslav killed monolith. i hate that guy so much

Looks like my app has been updated and, while it is now in every way worse, it's also New and Different, which is what I demand as a consumer

Hockey time.

removing noose from around my neck and smiling

I remember watching people on RYM argue with knives out about whether or not Riot Grrrl counts a genre or a movement and now they have stuff like Swancore and Mall Screamo on the genre list. We've fallen man.

they got rid of all these guys

Me: Oh no that trolley is going to run us over! Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂

It’s pretty much all mismanagement. Adopting new tech prematurely? Mismanagement. Changing creative direction in production? Mismanagement. Iterating on content 3+ times? Mismanagement. Adding major features in production? Mismanagement. Poor planning, failure to follow plans - all mismanagement.

Someone should start making websites that are basically the old versions of websites before they sucked. Can't call it "Google before it sucked" so just call it Gorgle or whatever

Wow you are telling me that all the elite centrist billionaires who the Democratic party actively courted at the expense of parts of their traditional base and the left are rushing to align with the far right? Too bad nobody saw that totally unexpected development coming I guess.

Without downloading any new pics what's your energy going into 2025?