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The Case for Always Getting The Thing At The Restaurant You Like And Know Is Good, my two hour lecture at the Being Old Is Great Actually conference

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So I was waiting for the elevator and a small woman and her baby are inside when the door opens. I step aside so she can exit and as she pushes the baby carriage past me the baby lunges from it towards me. In a moment of shock, as the baby begins to bark, I realized it was a dog

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This has significant implications for Mario lore

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rage is a quiet thing

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pelicans, jungleland miniature golf, atlantic beach, north carolina, 1985

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first day on the job at walmart logistics HQ and i accidentally hit the "mulch and send to dump" button on my control screen instead of "send to customers" on fifty pallets of switch 2 preorders. the boys are never going to let me live this down

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Dakota Johnson says the failure of ‘MADAME WEB’ “wasn’t my fault” “There’s this thing that happens now where a lot of creative decisions are made by committee. Or made by people who don’t have a creative bone in their body” (Source: www.latimes.com/entertainmen...)

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lol

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Superman Robot #4, but #1 in our hearts. 💙❤️ #Superman - only in theaters July 11.

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Tornado fucks. Is it changing cinema? No. Is it clean as shit? Yup.

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The bullfrog in a tweed suit whose land I live on, came by to tell me they were busy planting this year's carrots. He proudly told me he still employs two gardeners, as his father did, though "only one maid." He then observed the rising spring sun and said "it's all diminishing."

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Will the detective investigating your murder be sad?

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Guy who knew the guy Frankenstein’s dick came from seeing Frankenstein nude: “Hey is that Hank’s dick??”

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Sarah Huckabee Sanders was once politely asked to leave a restaurant and it generated 100x as much handwringing from the media as this will

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Why is F1 not releasing on father's day. That's the most dad movie since Ford v Ferrari

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Tony Gilroy confirms the total budget for ‘ANDOR’ was $650M They had to fight for the necessary funding for S2 after Disney told them “streaming is dead” (Source: www.indiewire.com/news/general...)

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Visual development art by Paul Felix for Lilo & Stitch (2002), dir. Chris Sanders and Dean DeBlois

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okay the marketing team for this movie needs to calm the fuck down

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Les Dilley has passed away at age 84 He won two Oscars as art director for 'Star Wars' and 'Raiders of the Lost Ark', and also worked on 'Alien', 'Superman', and many other iconic films

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this, common side effects, and blue eye samurai are the best adult animated series of the past decade or more, without a fucking doubt

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DOOM BATHROOM HOUSE FOR SALE I REPEAT DOOM BATHROOM HOUSE FOR SALE

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Rewatching Dead Reckoning and my god if they ever needed a new face model for Max Payne

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well well well, look who comes crawling back to the email jobbers

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Me: “Im good…nervous about this commencement I’m giving.” My therapist: “Oh, where?” Me: “MIT” My therapist: “…what”

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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller May 19,1959

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SAG-AFTRA has filed an unfair labor practice charge against Epic for its use of AI for Darth Vader's voice in #Fortnite

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Thanks for all the birthday wishes. 🥰 Sending you much love from the hot dog chart at the Dodger’s game.

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