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I have kids and pets. I 💙 baseball. In a toxic relationship with the Kansas City Royals since 1985. Wasting potential, dashing hopes, and a general disappointment since 1979.
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#boojazz #boocano #voteomar

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

Can't wait for the Jake Tapper book on Big Balls.

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

This would sell me on Mamdani if I wasn't already and had a vote.

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

From the comments

submitted 11 hours ago • 6 comments

We even fail at fucking shit up

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

the most ringing endorsement for Zohran Mamdani yet get out and vote or risk Trump's rich supporters and now his girlfriend having their pick run our city

submitted 18 hours ago • 99 comments

I have never appreciated a mirror more.

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

i used to run with a pretty tough gang when i was younger.

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

Thor is WHITE SOX bad now?!

submitted 18 hours ago • 2 comments

When I post "DONG!", I post it for thee.

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

I would like to say that I support all sports posters. Your occasional, rapid fire 1-5 word posts that make no sense unless you are watching a game are beautiful to me.

submitted 1 day ago • 65 comments

I wish I had heard of Lyman Bostock before this video. youtu.be/Pr_J854YSLM?...

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

It was too much name for one relationship anyway. Doomed.

submitted 20 hours ago • 1 comment

If I could consistently get as much sleep as I did last night, it would be so over for you hoes.

submitted 20 hours ago • 1 comment

I will never get sick of watching Jomboy give baseball brawls the attention oliver stone gave the zapruder film.

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

Imma do something I have NEVER EVER done. Starting Friday at Royal Albert Hall and thru our entire Guns N Roses tour in Europe,,, every night I’m gonna auction off or sell the clock that I wore on stage and the proceeds are gonna go to single parents and teachers who need school supplies. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

submitted 21 hours ago • 38 comments

I saw two raccoons frolicking (the only appropriate word for how they were behaving) in a yard on my way home from the gym, and then a groundhog on the edge of some woods like a block away. I'm already planning an entire children's series about them in my head. They were so cute.

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

You are too old and stupid to be president if you think you have to sign your name at the end of your social media posts.

submitted 21 hours ago • 3 comments

Well, it's clear they're playing his cunt ass to perfection. Jesus fucking christ.

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

Joni Mitchell never lies.

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

Carville endorsed Cuomo for Mayor. If you’re a Democrat, you should be mad at these guys. How is the party you’ve voted in to make things better when they are propping up the worst people? The people who are blocking the progress we all want?

submitted 1 day ago • 41 comments

NANCY PELOSI: We must find the next generation of Democratic leadership. Young, charismatic and exciting candidates who can energize the party. People that voters love because they're not 80 years old and sold out to big capital. CHUCK SCHUMER (behind sniper rifle): Found one PELOSI: Take the shot

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

BREAKING: Danny Masterson Endorses Andrew Cuomo for New York City Mayor.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

This nearly-5-hour-long CLE/KC game from 2019 with Hunter Dozier batting 3rd all day has endorsed Cuomo www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/KCA/KC...

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Today was shit and there's no Royals baseball for me to inevitably get mad at in a way that really defines love for them this evening. Sounds like I have no choice but to get high, watch naked people try to survive the outback, and eat hummus.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

40% of LL Cool J’s lyrical output is about being from Queens. He is also an indisputable legend. Music is so cool. Also I have pizza now.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Media not aging well is a good thing. Proof of progress. youtu.be/oG5EpzGmAtA?...

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Mini-me needs a ride to work in 45 minutes, maybe stopping at Casey's for pizza will fix me.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

It is currently 100 hots. This is the correct take.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I wish I could believe that he's going to make the right choice.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

It seems that everyone's solution to the work left over and unassigned from our recent layoffs is to just reassign it to me.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

This summer we need less war and more getting railed in sundresses. Get your priorities and life together.

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments