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lilaistrying.bsky.social
all i know is fine dining and breathing
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they should bring back those cigarettes that doctors used to recommend

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

getting worried that our Mad King might not be operating according to traditional rules and norms

submitted 6 days ago • 101 comments

Drake truly one of one because many people have lost rap battles but only he lost so badly a court is about to declare that he lost a rap battle, Drake getting pantsed is now a matter of legal precedent

submitted 6 days ago • 28 comments

Youre in her dms while i cant believe shed tear apart our family like this, youre liking her stories while im doing weirdo shit like smelling her shoes because her pillow doesnt smell like her anymore and i need something, jessica baby we can fix this just please come home ok?

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

if i die before getting all the tattoos i want im haunting EVERYbody

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

mobius strips are so fucking bullshit what do you mean what do you MEANNN we need to bring back burnings at the stake because that abomination is pure witchcraft “its actually a really fascinating exa-“ shut the FUCK UP SHUT UP STOP TRYING TO PASS SATANISM AS PHYSICS

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

The first person to fuck around and gargle: 🫨

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

Do kids from the midwest who are actually emo even listen to midwest emo or is everything a lie

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

Choose wisely

submitted 107 days ago • 78 comments

Cuffing season? No thanks ✋ make it a lifetime and ill reconsider, im tryna be intertwined like strands of dna, wrapped around someones daughter like a vine on a tree truck, inseparable like tangled headphones at the bottom of a backpack if you will

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

Wow, gold, frankincense, AND myrrh. This is so great. My wife’s boyfriend’s baby is going to love it. Thank you so much.

submitted 107 days ago • 55 comments

god i love technology 😍

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

All jokes aside it's really fucked up to see so many people on here celebrating murder. No one here is the judge of who deserves to live or die. That's the job of the AI algorithm the insurance company designed to maximise profits on your health and no one else

submitted 110 days ago • 200 comments

post this on your profile today to make sure federal agents know that everything you posted today was just jokes

submitted 110 days ago • 171 comments

HAPPY BIRTHDAY (Observed) TO MY MAN JONATHAN THE TORTOISE BELIEVED TO BE 192 TODAY #ANTSAT

submitted 111 days ago • 200 comments

every day I understand a little more why Arya Stark kept that list

submitted 111 days ago • 271 comments

Spotify: March was your Francophile Cowgirl Crush Punk phase Me: Uh huh that’s right Spotify: In July you had a Surf Princess Girl Math Autoerotic-core moment Me: I recall that, yes

submitted 110 days ago • 110 comments

secret santa at the cia prolly goes hard as hell

submitted 110 days ago • 54 comments

spotify wrapped feels less summary statistics and more capturing periods of psychosis listening to a particular string of songs on repeat

submitted 110 days ago • 68 comments

spotify wrapped 916 BC you listened to that one guy with a lyre in the marketplace 403 times. honestly he's pretty weirded out. don't you have barley to thresh

submitted 111 days ago • 55 comments

you’re singing. the grinch literally just stole Christmas and you’re singing.

submitted 111 days ago • 55 comments